Poll: Do they creep you out?
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View poll results: Do they creep you out?
I know that feel bro
20 29%
Nah, never felt that feel bro
17 24%
Why don't you have a seat right durr?
10 14%
You're a wizard, Harry.
23 33%
Voters: 70.
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#1
As a guy?

I find little kids are funny because of the weird kid-logic stuff they come out with and they are easy to entertain but I'm shit scared if they approach me because I feel like people might judge me as a pedo. If it's a bunch of kids it's not so bad, but if it's one or two my mind goes all like "FUUUUCK where is there another adult, I don't wanna be seen with a kid or two, someone's gonna call me a pedophile or some shit." I almost wanna physically push kids away if they get too close.

Anyone else feel like this? I don't feel like that in southern Europe but in the north I always feel like guys get branded pedophiles in 0.3 seconds.
#3
I hate walking around stores and annoying little shits running all over the place. If one crashes into me I could face a potential lawsuit if the little shit falls over and breaks an arm or something.
Last edited by MrDo0m at Apr 4, 2013,
#6
That's no biggie.

When interacting with children, just make sure to inform everyone around you that you aren't a pedophile, preferably by screaming, "I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!" or by handing out pamphlets (detailing your lack of pedophile status) that you should have handy at all times.

Then play/talk with them as normal. No one will think your weird if you do this. Do it.
#7
yeah little kids can get annoying

But you gotta fuck something
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#8
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That's no biggie.

When interacting with children, just make sure to inform everyone around you that you aren't a pedophile, preferably by screaming, "I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!" or by handing out pamphlets (detailing your lack of pedophile status) that you should have handy at all times.

Then play/talk with them as normal. No one will think your weird if you do this. Do it.


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#12
What kind of bitchass shit is this
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#13
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Like women?

I was talking more about 8 year old boys, you misogynist pig
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#14
Their parents/carers are usually close by and I can't imagine a situation you would be in that has you around children by yourself. Unless you're hanging out around playgrounds and nurseries for some mysterious reason.


I used to be afraid of hurting them but after doing baby clinics and various jobs at children's centres, I found you can just treat them like cattle and nobody minds at all.
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#15
Sorry you feel that way. But I think as long as you don't have a creepy vibe, you're fine.
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#17
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Their parents/carers are usually close by and I can't imagine a situation you would be in that has you around children by yourself. Unless you're hanging out around playgrounds and nurseries for some mysterious reason.


I used to be afraid of hurting them but after doing baby clinics and various jobs at children's centres, I found you can just treat them like cattle and nobody minds at all.


They all be frontin' me like, "Yo Dr. Philz, why you be all giving kids candy?" and shit. And I'm all like "Damn yo, I just have too much candy is all fool."
#18
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I was talking more about 8 year old boys, you misogynist pig

But I'm not into 8 year old kids, you diddling pedo'!

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They all be frontin' me like, "Yo Dr. Philz, why you be all giving kids candy?" and shit. And I'm all like "Damn yo, I just have too much candy is all fool."

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Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Apr 4, 2013,
#19
You already feel guilty about being a pedo just by being in the vicinity of a lone child? Sounds like a pedophile to me. Pedo.

#21
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#22
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But I'm not into 8 year old kids, you diddling pedo'!


You're missing out, bro
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#23
This attitude is not surprising to me. That's what happens when you live in a tattle-tale, surveillance society.
#25
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#26
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You're missing out, bro

Well, I'm not really into cries of pain because my penis ruptured a little boy's asshole.
#28
wow, i thought this would be about how some poorly raised kid came up to you and randomly punched you or something.
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#29
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Well, I'm not really into cries of pain because my penis ruptured a little boy's asshole.


Stop being stopped such a prude, Sam

Also this

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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#31
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wow, i thought this would be about how some poorly raised kid came up to you and randomly punched you or something.

Somehow it would still come down to people talking about pedophiles.
#33
Quote by vIsIbleNoIsE
wow, i thought this would be about how some poorly raised kid came up to you and randomly punched you or something.


They still do that. You just have to take it on the chin


and give it them on the chin
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#34
God no. When kids come near me I try to tell them a joke or someshit. The parents are shitty anyway for letting them come near a stranger, so anyone who thinks anything can jump off a cliff.

Weird mindset you have there though. Just dont grab their hand and ask them to go hoppity hop on your street junction.
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#36
Nah. I'm never quite sure how to interact with younger kids, like when I see them looking at me, I smile or wave, but then I'm like "well **** I'm not going to keep doing this for the whole train ride", then I feel bad for ignoring them.


Teenage girls are definitely the worst though. I'm short-sighted, so if I'm not wearing my glasses, I often won't realise they're well under-age until they're within a few feet of me. :/
#37
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Nah. I'm never quite sure how to interact with younger kids, like when I see them looking at me, I smile or wave, but then I'm like "well **** I'm not going to keep doing this for the whole train ride", then I feel bad for ignoring them.


Teenage girls are definitely the worst though. I'm short-sighted, so if I'm not wearing my glasses, I often won't realise they're well under-age until they're within a few feet of me. :/

Those damn prosti-tots!
#38
Sam, just because you're not into 8 year olds doesn't make it sick to be so, or that the people that are are diddlin pedophiles.
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#39
I am not scared of kids, but i am completely awkward around them, because i have no idea how to entertain them. I know some people who are just naturally good with kids, but when i am expected to entertain them, i just kind of go "ermm umm. Hi." and have no idea what to do. Even when my cousin came to visit when she was a toddler (she is about 10 years younger than me), i just had no idea what to say.
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