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#1
Have you ever done this?

I have.

Mostily Vodka, Whiskey and Rum.

They say it's not good for you, but only now do I find this out.
#2
I was gonna make a smart-ass comment about how its not good to put alcohol in your eye.

Than I found out that's what it really was.


what the eff
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#3
y?
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#4
No because I'm not some frat bro twat and drink my liquor in the appropriate glass and sip it slow.
#5
Cool dude. You have fun with that.
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#6
I snorted some jack when I was 15 or something stupid. I know of plugging but wtf?

do people really do this?
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#9
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y?

It feels nice once the pain goes away... Gets you ****ed quicker... Allows the alcohol to enter your bloodstream faster.

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No because I'm not some frat bro twat and drink my liquor in the appropriate glass and sip it slow.

Well... I was young when I did this with my m8s, my reckless, reckless m8s.
They were a cool lot.

I guess you could say The Stoners were my frat with our Stoner Bible and everything.
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#10
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It feels nice once the pain goes away... Gets you ****ed quicker... Allows the alcohol to enter your bloodstream faster.




You know what makes alcohol enter your bloodstream faster?
inject alcohol straight into your bloodstream

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#11
if you removed all of the blood from your body, and replaced it with alcohol using a machine that could do the switch instantly, how ****ed up would you be? what would be the cause of death?
#12
Well atleast now we know wtf is wrong with trebor
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#13
I assumed you just meant you didn't measure out your quantities....

You're a spastic
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#14
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No... no it doesn't.

Medical alcohol is about 35%. You're literally burning the fuck out of your eye. Stop it. It's absolutely idiotic. And I say that as an avid functional alcoholic.

I'd rather you said that as a medical student but what your saying seems valid enough... When I read, tonight, making this thread, glancing at google with various news reports into this, I see your point, and I'd always like to see your point, afterall, porn must suck for the blind.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1278583/Young-people-drinking-neat-vodka-EYE-quick-buzz.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1347921/Vodka-eyeballing-dangerous-drinking-game-cause-blindness-warns-expert.html

http://abcnews.go.com/US/video/rated-braille-porn-blind-10370531

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if you removed all of the blood from your body, and replaced it with alcohol using a machine that could do the switch instantly, how ****ed up would you be? what would be the cause of death?

Before I read your closing question I asked myself
'How dead would you be?'


In answer to the cause of death I'd say 'letting somebody do that to you.'
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#18
Wow Hmmm, seems like a UK thing. Who'd da funk it?
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#19
why not just take a funnel and pour it in your bum bum? Its an awful idea yet its still more appealing than the eye.
#20
I thought only certain dumb kids under the age of 17 did that.

It's soo stupid it makes me want a drink. And drink it normally. And taste it. In my mouth. Because buying liquor to not taste it is just stupid. Soo stupid it makes me want a drink. And drink it normally. And taste it. In my mouth. Because buying liquor to not taste it is just stupid. Soo stupid it makes me want a drink...
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#21
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why not just take a funnel and pour it in your bum bum? Its an awful idea yet its still more appealing than the eye.

why not just drink the liquor? if you take a few shots in a row you'll feel it pretty fast
#22
Shove a beer bottle up your ass while you do a handstand. It'll get you drunk quicker than losing your vision.

Also I fart on your stupidity.
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#23
i've never seen people doing it, but it must look like they're r e tarded.

people around them will be like, "that's not your mouth, man!"
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#25
The fact people are stupid enough to think pouring alcohol into their eye is a good idea boggles and horrifies me.
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#26
You would be the type of person to try this

...modes and scales are still useless.


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i've never seen people doing it, but it must look like they're r e tarded.

people around them will be like, "that's not your mouth, man!"

I've seen it done before. The guy is usually by himself. No surprise there.
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#29
This honestly makes my eyes hurt just thinking about it.

You're literally destroying your eye. There is no high or drunken state worth that.

I don't even see why people want to get drunk anyway. A good buzz is where it's at.
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#30
Hey, a fearmongering local news story from 2003 called, they want their eyeballing back.

Everybody knows all the kids are shoving vodka-soaked tampons up their cooters/bootyholes these days.
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#31
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I don't even see why people want to get drunk anyway. A good buzz is where it's at.
Well, because as long as you aren't doing anything careless, it's fun! Though personally, I don't socialize with anyone when I am drunk other than UG. I'd hate to think I'm annoying someone. Honestly, I think everyone should get drunk at least once in their life just for the experience (within limits, of course).

Though, I respect your decision for just getting buzzed as well. Hell, I'm buzzed myself right now.
I've found that a good buzz gets me so much more sociable than sober or drunk.
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#32
I just prefer to not wake up and hate myself

For me, I just don't like the feeling of not being in control of myself. Buzz, even heavy buzz, I can handle, but because it takes me a fair bit to even get the buzz, when it crosses over into drunk territory, I'm pretty knackered.

So I try to just stick in the general "buzz" area . I wish I was carrying a buzz; sick as dicks though currently. Although a shot or 7 would probably do wonders for this cough..
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#33
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For me, I just don't like the feeling of not being in control of myself.

Oh god, not this.
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#34
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Oh god, not this.

Then just ignore it, don't make a post about it.
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#35
Yeah, it can be a chore sometimes, I know what you mean.

Though I'm pretty fortunate enough to not get hangovers. Like really, I've been like, rolling-on-the-floor-for-absolutely-no-reason-drunk and I'll be fine the next morning.
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#37
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Yeah, it can be a chore sometimes, I know what you mean.

Though I'm pretty fortunate enough to not get hangovers. Like really, I've been like, rolling-on-the-floor-for-absolutely-no-reason-drunk and I'll be fine the next morning.

Me too. Last Oktoberfest, I was so drunk by the end of the night that I was crawling around on my living room floor because I couldn't get onto the couch. It was a huge laugh for everybody around me, as I had a pretty good sense of humor about it
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#38
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Then just ignore it, don't make a post about it.

I sowwy,

Maybe I just feel like I've hear that many times.

Then again, maybe "WOOOO I LIEK TWO GET ****ED OOOOP!!!" has been said many times.

I believe most of the lines between what is "weird" or "desperate" when it comes to getting intoxicated are arbitrary and personal. Everybody has their own standards. I've never put booze in my eye, but I've certainly gotten ****ed up in a variety of ways including drinking, smoking, edibles, pills, snorting, but have I ever stuck myself with a needle (to get ****ed up specifically)? No, that's one line I have. That said, I think anyone who has seen many of my posts over the last couple years knows I like to get fudged up. Oh ****, what was the point of this. I don't remember I'm a scosch drunk.

I think the point was. I certainly respect your decisions Mr stratman, but I am mildly perturbed (but not seriously miffed) by your rhetoric.
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#39
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I mean I realize that one isn't always "not in control" literally of their bodies or themselves.

But for me, personally, I really kinda do feel out of control of myself. Like I said in that post, I prefer a buzz because it takes me a fair few drinks to even hit said buzz. By the time I'm pushing drunk, when I fall over the line, it's either blackout or smashed. There's no middle ground for my body, apparently .

Don't get me wrong, I'm always down for a night of debauchery, but I prefer to just ride a strong buzz the entire night, not get drunk
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#40
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I was gonna make a smart-ass comment about how its not good to put alcohol in your eye.

Than I found out that's what it really was.


what the eff


That's exactly what it is http://metro.co.uk/2011/01/17/doctors-issue-warning-over-vodka-eyeballing-628943/
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