#1
have been secretly planning a nuclear war, and have only been pretending to freeload off of the USA. I bet they have like 30 nukes.
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#6
Well nuclear polar bears are scary, but why do we need to worry about the 51st state attacking us?
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#7
i dont think canada has any nukes.
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#9
they're too busy being pillowbiters to have nukes
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#10
I'm fine with it if they do, we'll surrender and be part of Super-Canad-eh, free maple syrup and weed for everyone! We'll have both kinds of sticky icky.
#11
Canada has supplied the USA with uranium. Does that make Canada an accessory to terrorism? You betcha. Terrorists by association. And terrorists have WMDs. Nuclear WMDs. Caught red handed.
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i dont think canada has any nukes.


Well Canada should make the top 10 for Nuclear generation facilities, so producing viable weapons shouldn't be all that difficult for Canada to do. Why would we though?

Canada's is the global equivalent of that one friend who never gets into fights, is best friends with everyone and brings all the chicks for the parties.

No one messes with that guy!
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#19
Mais zut alors Best Canada would never nuke you bro! They will give you only, the finest of cheese omelettes, The Greatest Singer, and a bowling alley on top of a restaurant, on top of a theater, on top of another bowling alley.
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I bet they have like 30 nukes.



Are you implying that's a lot?

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#21
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Uhh... that sounds.... awful.
I mean, this one is pretty lame, but between this and being bored out of my mind, I'll just stay in this thread.

Yeah, I wouldn't care. They make Crown Royal. I like Crown Royal. They've earned a place in my heart for making Crown Royal.
So if they wanna nuke the hell out of me, I'm okay with this.
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#22
What if North Korea is using the US as a scapegoat and is actually planning to nuke Canada for the syrup!
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#24
Brah. Brah. Brahhhhhh....

Bomarc program ended like a bazillion years ago.

Plus no one would ever know if we had nukes because they would be hidden so well up north.
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Canada has supplied the USA with uranium. Does that make Canada an accessory to terrorism? You betcha.

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#27
or they could just poison the world's maple syrup supply
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Don't mind him, he's from Sudbury. He's been down in the nickel mines too long, inhaled too many fumes that gave him wicked delusions.
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I think you guys are pretty safe even if Canada got "like 30 nukes"

What? No African nukes? That's racist yo.
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