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Poll: What's worst?
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View poll results: What's worst?
Broniefags
78 61%
Furfags
62 49%
Starwarsfags
39 31%
TSfags
76 60%
Voters: 127.
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#1
****ing starwarsfags. Is it a rule that every single person that likes Star Wars has to be sexually attracted to the cast, or is it just the vast majority of Star Wars fans?

I mean, when I see someone walking around with a Star Wars shirt, if I ask them about the show, they instantly ask me if I attend the conventions. Then they ramble on about how they saw some hot Twi' lek that they spent the remainder of the day trying to have hot intergalactic sex with. Every single goddamn time. They're all ****ing nerds. Every single one of them.

I mean, look at these guys:







And everyone I've ever met that likes Star Wars is basically one of them.

Why is this?
#2
I've never met a single type of the person you're on about.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
Third one isent star wars thats halo which is much better btw.
#6
Quote by Trowzaa
I've never met a single type of the person you're on about.

Trowzaa, you can't deny that what wwf is correct!
#8
I like StarWars, but, it's just a really great movie for me, and that's it. I think some of the actors are hot (the girl who played padme) but, that's about the extent of it.
I can never think of a good sig.
#9
I have an Adidas Star Wars shirt.

I do go to conventions, you're right wwf

dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
I love how that last one was just thrown in there.
Don't worry bro, I'm not one of them. You can tell because of the way I'm claiming to not be one.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#12
I'm a huge star wars fan, and i don't go to conventions or think twileks are hot.


It's all about the wookies.
Sail upon the open skies
#13
I ****ing love Star Wars.

So does Mastodon. Are they nerds too?
#14
I've never even heard of a star wars fan that had sexual fantasies about the non human characters in that universe. Unlike fans of another universe where 9 out of 10 have..


Also star wars fans don't walk around public blasting the theme song to it just to get attention.
#16
Quote by soundgarden1986
Star Wars might be one of the most lame things I have ever seen in my life


#19
Quote by MrDo0m
I ****ing love Star Wars.

So does Mastodon. Are they nerds too?

Mastodon pretty much has called themselves nerds at times.

Do you even lift, bro?
#20
Ew, Star Wars. Seriously, I don't get it. It's FX are lame, the writing is just plain lazy and frankly it's far too colourful for me. It's a kids franchise FFS. I mean, c'mon, everyone knows all Starfags masturbate to Ewoks.
RIP Adam
#21
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Mastodon pretty much has called themselves nerds at times.

Do you even lift, bro?


Well I can see you're a nerd of the Lord of the Rings variety.. you're lucky I actually love LoTR as well, because if anyone's a Trekkie, well, God help them.
#22
Quote by SexyLikeAPig
Ew, Star Wars. Seriously, I don't get it. It's FX are lame, the writing is just plain lazy and frankly it's far too colourful for me. It's a kids franchise FFS. I mean, c'mon, everyone knows all Starfags masturbate to Ewoks.

I agree with this brilliant man that clearly has an avatar that's not in any way a sexualized animal.
#23
Quote by whywefight
I agree with this brilliant man that clearly has an avatar that's not in any way a sexualized animal.


Finally, someone who doesn't judge me just because I love pigs and yiffing, all while having taste in films.

RIP Adam
#24
They're not as bad as GameofThronesfags who want to like, **** a dragon or something.
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#25
I've only seen one Star Wars movie and it was shit.

Edit: ^ Game of Thrones is a ****ing awesome show. Also I don't want to **** the dragons, I want to **** the dragon girl....
Last edited by VillainousLatin at Apr 6, 2013,
#26
Quote by ErikLensherr
They're not as bad as GameofThronesfags who want to like, **** a dragon or something.


There is nothing wrong with wanting to have your way with an animal, fictional or real. I just hate those who think it's okay to want to have sex with fictional people and aliens. Ewww. People need to start living in the real world.
RIP Adam
#27
Quote by Neer
Third one isent star wars thats halo which is much better btw.


That's the joke...


Anywho, I don't like your poll. It implies that bronies aren't already furries.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#28
Quote by VillainousLatin
I've only seen one Star Wars movie and it was shit.


Shouldn't have started with Phantom Menace, bro.

Chronologically-speaking, it's technically the "first," but it's also the "worst."
#31
The only fictional creature I want to have sex with is a Weepinbell. I mean, it's essentially bred to give blow jobs.
Quote by vintage x metal
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#32
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Dammit TS, now I have to reveal my fetish of playing guitar with a stormtrooper helmet

hoarsegenitalsdotavi
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#35
Quote by Jack Off Jill
The only fictional creature I want to have sex with is a Weepinbell. I mean, it's essentially bred to give blow jobs.


I'm pretty sure you mean Lickitung.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#36
Star Trek [fans] > Star Wars [fans]
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#38
I love Star Wars. I've played a few games, read a few books etc.


I don't do those things.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#39
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I'm pretty sure you mean Lickitung.

Do you have a vagina?
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#40
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I'm pretty sure you mean Lickitung.

Guys, guys... I think we can all agree that Jynx was specifically designed for that.

...Wait, why am I contributing to this? I don't even like pokemon.
Hell, I'll just take Misty like a normal person. Well... normal enough anyways.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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