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This is a true conversation between my ex-friend and I about a week ago. Let's go back a bit so this conversation makes sense, Marianas Trench came to our town and did a concert. My ex-friend and another one of my friends where talking about how much they wanted to go, remind you, that they only listened to their new song 'Stutter' a few times (by a few times, I mean, they still don't know the lyrics). Then my ex-friend went on about how she was one of their biggest fans. I listened to Marianas Trench since their first Album came out. You know when someone says they are a fan of someone/band but they only listened to their songs like once and it was one of their new hits? Well, yeah, I was starting to get pissed at my ex-friend because she WAS NOT their biggest fan, but anyway. (I'm not saying that I am!) Here is what I said next:

Me: If you're their biggest fan, then what is the name of their first Album? (The answer is Fix Me)

Ex-friend: What's an Album?

Me: A CD

Ex-friend: What's a CD?

Me: *faceplam and then walks away*

I haven't talk to my ex-friend since. . .

Pit, tell me, why? Why is this happening?! If you don't know what an Album is, let's be honest, you're f**king stupid.
#3
Unchecked cisgendered/heteronormative/neurotypical privilege.
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#5
****ing posers!
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#7
Wait so you stopped being friends because she didn't know what an album was?

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#9
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Wait so you stopped being friends because she didn't know what an album was?




No, something else, but I should of!
#10
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No, something else, but I should of!

It's have.

Why am I even talking to someone like you?
*leaves*
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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#11
He's adorabe, can we can him?
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#13
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He's adorabe, can we can him?

We can.
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#15
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It's have.

Why am I even talking to someone like you?
*leaves*



sorry about that, I live in a place where we replace have with of. :P
#16
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What's wrong with the world ?

She's 12. And so are you.



I'm 15 and she is 13. . . you where close for her age, a bit off for mine
#18
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sorry about that, I live in a place where we replace have with of. :P

I also live in a place that's filled with idiots.
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#19
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I'm 15 and she is 13. . . you where close for her age, a bit off for mine

Physical age does not imply equal maturity.
#20
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sorry about that, I live in a place where we replace have with of. :P
Oh okay. That excuses everything. Just as long as you don't mess up your grammar agai...
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I'm 15 and she is 13. . . you where close for her age, a bit off for mine
Okay never mind. You have no basic knowledge in proper grammar. You fail.

I'm starting to think she stopped talking to you.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Apr 6, 2013,
#21
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I also live in a place that's filled with idiots.


Bro, are you from America too?
#22
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Bro, are you from America too?

yeah bro

you mean you're as edgy as me and also from america?
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#23
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Oh okay. That excuses everything. Just as long as you don't mess up your grammar agai...
Okay never mind. You have no basic knowledge in proper grammar. You fail.

I'm starting to think she stopped talking to you.



I'M SORRY! I'm usually really strict about my grammar.
#24
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yeah bro

you mean you're as edgy as me and also from america?



Pretty much bro!
#25
TS you need to go to the pharmacy and pick up some chill pills.
Marianas Trench isn't that great so you don't have to get too worked up about it.
#26
Marianas Trench? That's a new low!

Can I get a 'badum tish'?
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#27
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Pretty much bro!

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#29
Not cool, little dude.
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#30
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Ex-friend: What's an Album?

Me: A CD

You're a retard.

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#31
Quote by hey896
Pit, tell me, why? Why is this happening?! If you don't know what a troll is, let's be honest, you're f**king stupid.


Fix'd that for ya.

Also. You got pissed at her not only because you're an oblivious dolt, but because she doesn't share your music tastes? Come on.
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#33
What is wrong with the world today?

What is wrong with the world you ask?
You.

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#34
What is wrong with YOU?
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#35
All that matters is if she grows up to be hot or not.
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#37
You made this up.
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#38
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>gets dumped by a friend
>makes a stupid thread in UG about how he stopped talking to her
>is stupid


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