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So, I'm single. My gf dumped me. She made it clear that we are only (if at all) friends. Public transport in my town is fucked up, so I can't go outside too much. I miss my ex-gf and all the moments with her, but I kinda hate her in the same time. There is a short circuit in my mind.

Need short term solution (distraction or else).

Any help?
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#2
some of this

It's over simplified, So what!

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#8
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stop whining and masturbate till you passout.

This is pretty much the only logical thing to do at this point
It's over simplified, So what!

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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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#9
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#10
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So, I'm single. My gf dumped me. She made it clear that we are only (if at all) friends. Public transport in my town is fucked up, so I can't go outside too much. I miss my ex-gf and all the moments with her, but I kinda hate her in the same time. There is a short circuit in my mind.

Need short term solution (distraction or else).

Any help?


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Quote by TheNameOfNoone
So, I'm single. My gf dumped me. She made it clear that we are only (if at all) friends. Public transport in my town is fucked up, so I can't go outside too much. I miss my ex-gf and all the moments with her, but I kinda hate her in the same time. There is a short circuit in my mind.

Need short term solution (distraction or else).

Any help?
As harsh as it sounds... being 'just friends' might not be a good idea. What do you mean by short term solution? not long term?

Tbh, this is time to phone up your bros, go out, get shitfaced and completely forget about all previous relations. But remember... to go out and moan about your ex-gf is not cool yo.
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#12
Just distractions..hobbies. I usually play guitar, videogames or something like making a funny photoshop or a tab. I find it best if you do something creative/productive rather than procrastinating, for example you'll feel better about yourself if you write a song/riff or work out - or otherwise do something good for yourself than for example watching tv shows or reading forums etc. Hanging out with friends probably helps too. Good luck
#14
Just wallow in you contempt for her and your own misery until you're better or shooting up the school.
It worked for me and I'm fine.
#15
Bite the bullet and leave the house, no matter how shitty your public transport is. Typing that out made me hate you. Can I hate you?
#16
Quote by TheNameOfNoone
So, I'm single. My gf dumped me. She made it clear that we are only (if at all) friends. Public transport in my town is fucked up, so I can't go outside too much. I miss my ex-gf and all the moments with her, but I kinda hate her in the same time. There is a short circuit in my mind.

Need short term solution (distraction or else).

Any help?
Same here. I'm pretty much in your exact situation.

If you need some distraction, when I'm not at work I usually play videogames or guitar, write songs, watch movies, etc.
#18
Man... I never noticed how much you make threads about how your life sucks.

Do all of the above and give it about 6 months.
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#22
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hey desperate dudes,

Holly Michaels.

That's all.

So I take it we're really over Stoya then?
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#24
Dude. Something shitty happened. You're gonna feel like shit for a while. Deal with it. Do what you normally do.
#25
Why do you need public transport to go outside?
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#27
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Write a deep, non-cliche song about it.

No lie, I actually suggested this to a friend of mine when we were in high school. He kind of got mad at me at the time because it wasn't really helpful.

The next day he came back and thanked me because he actually did write a song about it and it made him feel better.

I think it was a hate song.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#28
You can either take my advice and jerk off like a Norwegian Viking or turn on some Justin Bieber and be a little bitch.
#29
A long time ago, I dated a girl that I didn't get over for several months. Then I started smoking weed all the time. Then somehow, soon after.. the thought of being with her actually became repulsive to me. Sometimes it just reveals things to you, The original idea of her was over and her true self was just an awful person. And I've long since forgotten about her.


oh yeah, so uh... 4:20 blaze it, Fgt.. and all that jazz.
#32
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**** no

we can have both



That. would. be. amazing.
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#34
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Furiously masturbate to Justin Bieber. It's all about finding that happy medium.

dont you make fun of my helpfull tips.
#35
Quote by whywefight
hey desperate dudes,

Holly Michaels.

That's all.



Dude, you know some good porn, bro!
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    This is a left hand, what the hell is he meant to do with that?
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    #37
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    This is a left hand, what the hell is he meant to do with that?


    Left hand is stranger hand. You never done that have you?
    #38
    Quote by whywefight
    hey desperate dudes,

    Holly Michaels.

    That's all.


    She is very attractive.
    #39
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    and then some of this


    This eats so much of my time.
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