#1
Right now its about two inches below my shoulders, its all dyed bright red, and the complete left side of my head is shaved. I wanna try some kind of short hair over the summer, and I'm considering doing a Layne Staley type thing. But idk if that would work.
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#2
Anything at this point would be an improvement.


And I'm not saying that to be a dick, that's me being honest and straightforward.


This shit:



isn't doing you any favors.
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#3
Flat-top that shit.

Edit: A high-top fade is also acceptable.
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#6
Quote by blake1221
Anything at this point would be an improvement.


And I'm not saying that to be a dick, that's me being honest and straightforward.


This shit:



isn't doing you any favors.

Exactly, man. At first, I did it for the shock value. Only reason I've kept it these past few months is because I don't feel like shaving my head completely in order for it to be even.
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#7
Cut the long part short, let the shaved part grow back, and let it revert to its normal color.
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#8
Quote by CaptainCanti
Exactly, man. At first, I did it for the shock value. Only reason I've kept it these past few months is because I don't feel like shaving my head completely in order for it to be even.


Natural color, no longer than your ears, get a little styling paste and do whatever looks best.
#10
Well, first I would suggest not having red hair.
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Second, I would suggest this. His hair is like, made out of heaven.

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It was in captainsnazz's hair all along.

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#12
Do a short, wide mohawk. By short, I mean like 3 inches or so. Just short enough that you can get away without gelling it.
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#13
there are 3 acceptable haircuts; buzz cut, crew cut, and high and tight


are the scissors broken in your house, son?
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#14
Quote by Primus2112
there are 3 acceptable haircuts; buzz cut, crew cut, and high and tight


are the scissors broken in your house, son?

Actually, there are four.
You forgot the Layne Staley.
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#19
Quote by Primus2112
there are 3 acceptable haircuts; buzz cut, crew cut, and high and tight


are the scissors broken in your house, son?

This is terrible. Are you trying to attract fat, white cosmotologists who like "all kinds of music especially country"?
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#22
I wanted to do that whole undercut thing on both sides, but now my hair's way too long for that. Just shave it all off, start all over with your own color (don't dye it into weird colors, c'mon) and wait for it to grow. Just don't go completely bald lol
#23
Quote by CaptainCanti
Actually, there are four.
You forgot the Layne Staley.


Let me tell you a little story. It's called the ugly Lyane Staley haircut.

There once was a haircut called the Layne Staley.

It was so ugly that Layen Staley died.

The end.
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#24
Cut it off. For the love of god, cut it off.
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#27
A mohawk. Especially since you made that haircut for the "Shock value" nothing has a higher shock value higher than a mohawk.
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#28
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Cut it. You look like a hideous lesbian


Fixed.
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#29
Just looked up Layne Staley and his hair is awful.

Grow up and get a short back and sides
#30
Just get it cut short. Even if you don't like it, other people will.
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#31
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This is terrible. Are you trying to attract fat, white cosmotologists who like "all kinds of music especially country"?



Hahahaha...this, exactly this and nothing more.
#33
Shave the other side and the back, cut the middle to a respectable length, allow it to return to its natural colour, et voila! you are no longer an idiot
#34
I'm surprised at all the anti-long hair vibes going on here. Especially Primus2112, considering your username combines Primus: whose frontman had some crazy hair during the 80's+90's, and 2112 (Rush): whose frontman had a prog-mullet for a long time and has had shoulder-length hair since he changed it.

BTW TS your hair is awful regardless of length, mohawk or shave it and start over.
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#35
Quote by raoooos
Shave the other side and the back, cut the middle to a respectable length, allow it to return to its natural colour, et voila! you are no longer an idiot

If you're describing what I think you're describing, then that is the worst chav haircut ever.
Don't do that TS.
Do something though.
#36
Quote by blake1221
Natural color, no longer than your ears, get a little styling paste and do whatever looks best.

This.

Right now, you look like Skrillex Jr. AND HE LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY GIRL!

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Shave the other side and the back, cut the middle to a respectable length, allow it to return to its natural colour, et voila! you are no longer an idiot

Are you talking this?



'Cause this is acceptable. And stylish. The ladies will love it.
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#37
something like this, but less gay

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#38
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Are you talking this?

'Cause this is acceptable. And stylish. The ladies will love it.

Yes, although it doesn't necessarily have to be that long or slicked back - just a less extreme alternative to shaving it all.
#39
Quote by raoooos
Yes, although it doesn't necessarily have to be that long or slicked back - just a less extreme alternative to shaving it all.

Yeah, yeah.


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