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#1
I was just eating a burrito while taking a dump (since I'm in a hurry to get some work done before 11 today). It was strangely satisfying. Obviously you need to be careful with hygiene, but for some reason taking food in at the same time you are excreting waste just feels damn good.

Anyone else have experience with this?
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Wow TS you're weird.
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#15
I did with hot wings once. It was great until I realized I still had to wipe.
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#16
Eating stimulates wanting to poo, its a natural bodily function. Same reason why when you eat a huge meal sometimes you gotta crap right afterwards. That being said, willingly eating while taking a duece is wrong and you should seek out some mental help for the safety of humanity.
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#21
No, and I couldn't even if I wanted to. I poo hunched over with my elbows on my legs, it would be awkward to eat at that angle.
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I've done it before, but it didnt feel right. It felt like I was committing some sort of sin.
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Eating stimulates wanting to poo, its a natural bodily function. Same reason why when you eat a huge meal sometimes you gotta crap right afterwards.

I didn't know that was a thing. I just thought I was a total freak who had to poop every night halfway through dinner.

On topic, no I don't eat while I poop. I'm typically too busy posting on The Pit. So I guess I'm spouting out two kinds of shit at once.
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During eating or while taking a dump?
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I've jacked off while taking a dump )

I call bull honky on this. Don't your butt muscles get clenched when you're jacking it? How can you properly relax to allow things to flow.

I don't think it's possible.
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I call bull honky on this. Don't your butt muscles get clenched when you're jacking it? How can you properly relax to allow things to flow.

I don't think it's possible.


It's pretty damn impossible to jack it and poop at the same time. They're two contradicting functions.

I think he probably means he took a shit and before wiping, while still sitting down, jacked it. I guess might as well get as many natural human secretions out of the way at once as possible
#34
No. Also, a burrito sounds like one of the worst things to eat while pooping. Just saying.

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I call bull honky on this. Don't your butt muscles get clenched when you're jacking it? How can you properly relax to allow things to flow.

I don't think it's possible.


You're right actually. Took a shit, THEN jacked off and then finished the shitting process.
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