Poll: Watdo??
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winter's coming, your face needs its blanket!
27 48%
go shave you lazy hippy, And get a job! Asshole...
9 16%
whoomit
20 36%
Voters: 56.
#1
I just can't be arsed to shave it

Is this an invalid reason for not shaving? Or is it the most valid?


feel free to help me validate my denial with reasons and using I've yet to see

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U
It's over simplified, So what!

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#2
Beard's are epic.....That is all.

As long as it comes in full and not patchy, then you just look like a bum.
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#3
Gonna need pics of said beard to judge.
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#4
Reasons for growing a beard? To make up for your tiny dick, same reason anyone else grows a beard
#5
-Full beards are great
-Shaving? Ain't nobody got time for that


Those are the reasons
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#6
Beards are great, as long as you're man enough to grow one properly.
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#10
Beards are badass, awesome, and epic. A lot just automatically say its a hipster thing cause they're douches who don't know what a hipster really is. But the only reason to shave it is if you get a job that requires you to, which in itself is bs. Bottomline just do whatever makes you happy.
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#11
Quote by ErikLensherr
Gonna need pics of said beard to judge.


can't be arsed.

took this one like 2 days ago or something like that


Quote by sam b
Reasons for growing a beard? To make up for your tiny dick, same reason anyone else grows a beard


So being lazy means I have a small dick?

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-Full beards are great
-Shaving? Ain't nobody got time for that


Those are the reasons




I pretty much live my life by that phrase
It's over simplified, So what!

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#12
Quote by Obsceneairwaves

So being lazy means I have a small dick?

correct, though being lazy isnt the reason but ok
#13
Quote by Tanglewoodguit
I wish I could grow a proper one. Mine now looks shit.


This, mine looks even worse now that I screwed up whilst trimming and somehow have a totally shaved patch right on my chin.


Also that song is incredible
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#14
Quote by sam b
correct, though being lazy isnt the reason but ok


Except I said the reason I've grown it is because I can't be arsed shaving it(lazy), And you've said You only grow a beard if you've got a small dick

So my lazyness=small dick


That pretty much gives me a vagina
It's over simplified, So what!

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#16
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Except I said the reason I've grown it is because I can't be arsed shaving it(lazy), And you've said You only grow a beard if you've got a small dick

So my lazyness=small dick


That pretty much gives me a vagina

If you ddnt like it, you'd shave it regardless of "laziness"

You like it = you think it looks good = you have a small penis


EDIT: ^ He's hawt, doesnt make up for his small willy though
#18
Beards are for people who can't look like man without them.
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#19
Quote by sam b
If you ddnt like it, you'd shave it regardless of "laziness"

You like it = you think it looks good = you have a small penis


wrong again my little lad

'Can't be arsed' fully implies my apathy towards the situation. However, I've been wanting to shave it the past few days to make way for some wicked sideburns.

But I just can't get the motivation to go do it, And so I've come here seeking reasons to keep it so I can pacify my denial for another few weeks while I ignore the mirror
It's over simplified, So what!

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#20
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Beards are for people who can't look like man without them.
Real men wear high heels.

And mascara.

And rouge.


Seriously, unless you're from the 1980s you can't compare.
#21
I never understood people who "can't be arsed" to shave. Do shower regularly, or is that an inconvenience as well? I shave every morning. Sometimes I'll skip a day here and there, but It isn't something that is particularly difficult and I would rather have a cleanly shaven face.
#22
Quote by zackk
I never understood people who "can't be arsed" to shave. Do shower regularly, or is that an inconvenience as well? I shave every morning. Sometimes I'll skip a day here and there, but It isn't something that is particularly difficult and I would rather have a cleanly shaven face.


How'd you know I never shower???


Really though man it's like, Have you ever been deciding what to make for dinner and you're just like, nah can't be arsed I'll get some pizza.


It's just like that, except every day.
It's over simplified, So what!

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#23
I can't grow a beard, it doesn't come in full. I can, however, grow this without even trimming it. It just naturally grows like this.



Protip: Guy in pic is not me

Also, no worries obscene, I am like that too. Then again, I work night shifts and am never even awake during the day. My contact with other humans is minimal, therefore zero shits are given about my appearance.
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#24
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How'd you know I never shower???


Really though man it's like, Have you ever been deciding what to make for dinner and you're just like, nah can't be arsed I'll get some pizza.


It's just like that, except every day.


I guess it is easier. Some people prefer a beard though so I guess it's a win/win if you like having a beard.
#25
Quote by Wolfinator-x
Real men wear high heels.

And mascara.

And rouge.


Seriously, unless you're from the 1980s you can't compare.

Yes, we all know your love for that... bleak time in 80s music.
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#27
Beards are cool if you can pull one off. I grew a beard a little while back, it looked good for a little while, and it looked badass for a certain amount of time, then it started to look stupid, so i shaved it. Felt good afterwards.
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#29
Quote by zackk
I never understood people who "can't be arsed" to shave. Do shower regularly, or is that an inconvenience as well? I shave every morning. Sometimes I'll skip a day here and there, but It isn't something that is particularly difficult and I would rather have a cleanly shaven face.


Uh, that's assuming that those people consider those things the same thing. I can't go a day without showering because I feel gross. Anything negative about not shaving is someone else's issue. Unless it chaffs, then you're just being lazy. I couldn't be bothered to do something about something that's not a problem to me.
#31
I am a lesbian and I find the OP offensive.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#32
Quote by sam b
Reasons for growing a beard? To make up for your tiny dick, same reason anyone else grows a beard

I feel like you're just saying this because you're an angry Finn who is whipped by his mother/girlfriend/sister.
#33
Quote by Hydra150
I am a lesbian and I find the OP offensive.


I am a lesbian as well and find it very offensive. Do you want to touch tongues?
#34
Quote by DonGlover
Beards are for people who can't look like man without them.

Get your babyface out of this thread.

And then bring back the Robot Devil avatar.
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#35
Reasons to grow beard:

1. Epicness
2. Women often say they don't like it, but c'mon, they love that shit
3. Covers up small chin

<--- currently clean shaven but thinking of growing back the beard
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#36
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
can't be arsed.

took this one like 2 days ago or something like that


Keep it, the Amish look is in right now.
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#39
Growing a beard makes me alpha male. Something all you closet homosexuals only wish for.
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#40
>Winter's coming
>No it's not
>Australia

**** you
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