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#1
What happened to female vocalists?

Forgive me if I'm wrong but their doesn't seem to be many great artists around.

All I can think of is Lacuna Coil and Paramore.
#2
wow that's really all you can think of and what you consider a great artist?
It's over simplified, So what!

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#3
Beyonce, Colbie Caillat, Adele, Katy Perry.. Come on man. Unless you're against "mainstream" music haha.
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well said

that galalayo nigga would have been all like

bitch ain't no way they'll ever have telescopes that can see pluto

but we have telescopes that can see pluto so fuck that guy
#4
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#5
women cant do music, everyone knows that
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stuff


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It's over simplified, So what!

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#9
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Beyonce, Colbie Caillat, Adele, Katy Perry.. Come on man. Unless you're against "mainstream" music haha.

Does Kelly Clarkson not exist any more? Lana Del Rey has good music if you can handle the depressing monotonous that is her voice.

Then there are bands like After Forever, Epica, Halestorm, Nightwish, Tarja Turunen, Sirenia, In This Moment but they're all metal bands.
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#11
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What about Taylor Jardine?


How can I forget. She's a god. :P

Oh, and Megan Lee is really really good. She's like 15 or something.
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well said

that galalayo nigga would have been all like

bitch ain't no way they'll ever have telescopes that can see pluto

but we have telescopes that can see pluto so fuck that guy
#12
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Then there are bands like After Forever, Epica, Halestorm, Nightwish, Tarja Turunen, Sirenia, In This Moment but they're all metal bands.


Given that TS mentioned Lacuna Coil, I think rock and metal may be what he was after, otherwise I would have added Laura Marling, Lissie, KT Tunstall and a few others to my list (I know Florence and the Machine aint rock or metal, but most rock fans I know like her and I had to put some variety in there)
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Sir, the contents of my mouth just blew all over my keyboard, desk, and part of my monitor. For the record, it was slightly chewed Keebler cookies and coffee slurry.

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#13
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How can I forget. She's a god. :P

Oh, and Megan Lee is really really good. She's like 15 or something.


so are you a man or what?
It's over simplified, So what!

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#15
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#16
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so are you a man or what?


No.

And Evanescence. She's an amazing singer, but tbh the only song I have on my iPod from them/her is My Immortal.
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well said

that galalayo nigga would have been all like

bitch ain't no way they'll ever have telescopes that can see pluto

but we have telescopes that can see pluto so fuck that guy
#17
People who like alt music are sexist. It's sad, but apparently true.
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#18
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No.

And Evanescence. She's an amazing singer, but tbh the only song I have on my iPod from them/her is My Immortal.



yeah but like... this happened
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31267901&postcount=192
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31268022&postcount=202
It's over simplified, So what!

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#19
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And? Theres nothing to say that the singer from some band cant use the forums, and nothing there that proves that this isn't her.
Although I do recall a detective pointing to a discrepancy in location and date of birth...
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#21
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And? Theres nothing to say that the singer from some band cant use the forums, and nothing there that proves that this isn't her.
Although I do recall a detective pointing to a discrepancy in location and date of birth...


Don't bother. I'm obviously not her. Now back to the topic.

Demi Levato and Cassadee Pope. There's just too many to list, so I guess I'll spam every few posts.
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well said

that galalayo nigga would have been all like

bitch ain't no way they'll ever have telescopes that can see pluto

but we have telescopes that can see pluto so fuck that guy
#22
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And? Theres nothing to say that the singer from some band cant use the forums, and nothing there that proves that this isn't her.
Although I do recall a detective pointing to a discrepancy in location and date of birth...


that and it's two different people

while I'll admit many people do live double lives, Being a completely different person is still a feat that escapes many, and widely believed, all.

If this person has managed it...


EDIT:
This is the pit, There is no topic
It's over simplified, So what!

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#23
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And? Theres nothing to say that the singer from some band cant use the forums, and nothing there that proves that this isn't her.
Although I do recall a detective pointing to a discrepancy in location and date of birth...


She came out and said it wasnt her in this very short lived thread


www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1595911


And ThisisBS, you probably shouldn't have come back, because this is what its going to be like every time you post from now on
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#24
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all female vocalists suck


Someone's bitter about their ex who enjoyed singing.
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well said

that galalayo nigga would have been all like

bitch ain't no way they'll ever have telescopes that can see pluto

but we have telescopes that can see pluto so fuck that guy
#25
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Someone's bitter about their ex who enjoyed singing.


[obligatory]people in the pit don't have ex's

they would first need a girlfriend for that [/obligatory]
It's over simplified, So what!

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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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#26
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She came out and said it wasnt her in this very short lived thread


www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1595911


And ThisisBS, you probably shouldn't have come back, because this is what its going to be like every time you post from now on

Your post in that thread really makes you come off as a good guy, as well.

Oh and OT: I guess PJ Harvey, Tegan and Sara, Feist.
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#27
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[obligatory]people in the pit don't have ex's

they would first need a girlfriend for that [/obligatory]



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Someone's bitter about a girl who said no and happened to enjoy singing.



Fixed.
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well said

that galalayo nigga would have been all like

bitch ain't no way they'll ever have telescopes that can see pluto

but we have telescopes that can see pluto so fuck that guy
#28
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And ThisisBS, you probably shouldn't have come back, because this is what its going to be like every time you post from now on


Where else can I enjoy learning/talking about guitar AND have a place to be stupid on the same site?
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well said

that galalayo nigga would have been all like

bitch ain't no way they'll ever have telescopes that can see pluto

but we have telescopes that can see pluto so fuck that guy
#29
So you definitely have been living under a rock for a while. There are so many good female fronted bands out right now.

The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Screaming Females
Crystal Castles
Grimes
Against Me! (I guess they count now)
Best Coast
Ponytail


And that's just scratching the surface.
#30
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Where else can I enjoy learning/talking about guitar AND have a place to be stupid on the same site?


whoa now whoa, this site is for the exceedingly sophisticated and largely cultured and we like our women prude
It's over simplified, So what!

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#32
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Your post in that thread really makes you come off as a good guy, as well.

Oh and OT: I guess PJ Harvey, Tegan and Sara, Feist.


i was only joking.


OT: that chick from Epica, Tarja, and Anette Olzon
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#35
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Someone's bitter about their ex who enjoyed singing.



Someones bitter their favourite scenie-bopper bands' vocalist is generic and sounds exactly like every other scenie poppy shit female vocalist
#36
St. Vincent. Regina Spektor. Emilie Autumn. All great.
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#38
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So you definitely have been living under a rock for a while. There are so many good female fronted bands out right now.

The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Screaming Females
Crystal Castles
Grimes
Against Me! (I guess they count now)
Best Coast
Ponytail


And that's just scratching the surface.


Damn thought i'd be the first to say it :P
#39
All I really need to say is Bjork, but I'll say a few others.

Beth Gibbons.
Sleater Kinney.
Florence Welch.
PJ Harvey.
Karen O.
Etc.

There's loads of great female vocalists.
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#40
Also Boris, when Wata sings.
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