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#1
Nobody actually uses the hole in their boxers/underwear, do they? Seems like more of a hassle than just jumping out of your britches for a minute. And whipping your unit out through the boxer hole and just an undone fly? Thats just ridiculous.
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#4
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so you just expose your naked ass to other men in the restroom?

Like I'm in second grade and don't give a ****, droors on the floor and two hands on my willy
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Like I'm in second grade and don't give a ****, droors on the floor and two hands on my willy
You think that's not caring?

"Urinal" is not even in my lexicon!
#6
You just yank up the boxer leg, well unless you're wearing tight boxers like a poofter
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#8
I make sure all my piss ends up on my girlfriends chest/face..or someone else's girlfriends chest/face. So most of the time I'm completely naked.
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Quote by homeless-john
Wait, what? Surely you just push down the waistband of your boxers a little and let her rip.

That's what I do. Pretty sure thats what everyone or at least most people do.
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That's what I do. Pretty sure thats what everyone or at least most people do.


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#11
I thought I was the only one. The pit is a very enlightening place.

I'm betting I'm not the only one who hates using urinals and will go to a stall every time as well.
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I make sure all my piss ends up on my girlfriends chest/face..or someone else's girlfriends chest/face. So most of the time I'm completely naked.
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#13
Well with the jeans that I wear the most, the zipper doesn't go down unless I unbutton them because I have a keychain loop holding the zipper up (the zipper comes down on its own if not, so I attached a keychain loop to it which I put over the button, and then button it up, holding the zipper in place). So I basically have to flop over top when I piss. I do it discretely enough so it's not too noticeable though.
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#14
uhh, really?
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#15
When I wear boxer, I always have my junk hanging out of the hole so all I have to do is unzip my pants and whip it out of there to pee
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I thought I was the only one. The pit is a very enlightening place.

I'm betting I'm not the only one who hates using urinals and will go to a stall every time as well.


I also do this. I've always found it weird that a bunch of guys would still stand next to each other, wangs out with little to no privacy.
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#17
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I also do this. I've always found it weird that a bunch of guys would still stand next to each other, wangs out with little to no privacy.

that's because normal people just use the hole so you don't have your entire package hanging out
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that's because normal people just use the hole so you don't have your entire package hanging out


Still weird.
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#19
I wear a belt, so no I am too lazy to undo the belt undo the button then spend the time fishing all of my junk out so I can take a piss, I just open my fly and pull it out and let her rip, honestly didn't start doing this till a couple years ago.
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#20
i normally unbuckle my pants and unzip the fly so i can spread it open nice and good. from there i have easy access to the main vein from the hole in my boxers.

i pee sitting down most of the time though
i don't know why i feel so dry
#21
I thought this thread was about holes in your underwear that weren't supposed to be there.

I was going to advise you to get new underwear.
#22
I go through the fence. Why the hell would I go over the fence if I could go through the fence?
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i normally unbuckle my pants and unzip the fly so i can spread it open nice and good. from there i have easy access to the main vein from the hole in my boxers.

i pee sitting down most of the time though

of course you do
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#26
My co workers think im weird for using the hole. I mean, what the ****, that's what its there for. Why the hell would expose my entire cannon when I can just use the easy access portal.


it also helped with those times in high school with my ex gf and having to put my dick back in my pants really fast cuz of her mom walking in or smth
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#27
Most of my jeans are Levi's 501s with the button fly so I have to unbuckle my belt and undo each each button and it's a bitch. Then I push the boxers down.
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#28
I don't use it to pee. I use it when my girlfriend and I are lazy and neither of us wants to take our underwear off.
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#29
Am i the only one that unzips and unbuttons the jeans then uses the hole in the boxers?
#30
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Am i the only one that unzips and unbuttons the jeans then uses the hole in the boxers?

ditto
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#31
Very funny, this happens too ridiculous, then you bought the pants chant, such as CK, I wear does not seem to come across such a situation
#33
Hole in the back and front, here. Makes life easy.

And no t-shirt, ftw.
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#34
i remember i had a conversation like this with some one and i said that i don't use my fly ever or the underwear hole whenever i pee. i simply undo my belt and pull part of my boxers down so my wiener is out and do my business. they found this ridiculous and i don't know why




#35
If I have a belt on, through the hole and through the fly.

If I have no belt on, I do it the easy way and whip it out.

And just use the urinal stop being pussies.
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#36
I knew the pit was immature but apparently you all are a bunch of 4-year-olds.

In other words, yes I do use the hole. And I use the urinal right next to someone else. Deal with it.
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Quote by Rawshik
I thought I was the only one. The pit is a very enlightening place.

I'm betting I'm not the only one who hates using urinals and will go to a stall every time as well.

You're totally not alone man, I hate the urinals.
#38
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of course you do


there was nothing about pedophilia in there
i don't know why i feel so dry
#39
I'll use it if I'm fapping and don't feel like taking my pants off
but I rarely use it when I'm pissing
#40
Wait your dick isn't supposed to hang through the hole at all times?
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