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#1
So he just put mustard in my drink and I need to get him back. Any good ideas besides rape or killing?
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#3
put mustard on your willie and have him lick it off.
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#4
put cyanide in his drink
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#6
If they have one of those office chairs that has that little pneumatic part in the middle for lowering or raising it tape a air horn under there nice and tight. They always go down a bit when you sit on them so if you put the airhorn in there when nobody is sitting on it, when they come back and sit down they will get a nice 140dB blast. Did this to my boss on April Fools I think he legit shit his pants.
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#7
On his birthday do this:



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#8
I work in an auto parts store so we don't have the office chairs. Also he has no wife.
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#9
so my suggestion is still the top one right?
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#10
I'm a lame ass and have to keep this semi legal so sorry but no.
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keep this semi legal

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#12
I feel like a dick for deleting my last post so here's the new plan.

You need to get to know him really well. What are his interests? What is he passionate about? His turn ons? His turn offs?

With that information, reinvent yourself. Become the perfect man for him. He's not gay? Don't worry, he will be once you're done. Catch him off guard at work with a subtle flirt. Work your way up. You'll go on a date. He'll be smitten. You'll argue over who picks up the cheque for the meal because you're both new to this. You'll go back to his house. Have a nightcap.

Then put cling film on his toilet and call him a faggot as he pisses all over the floor.
#13
cut his brake lines

an auto mechanic will love that one!
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I feel like a dick for deleting my last post so here's the new plan.

You need to get to know him really well. What are his interests? What is he passionate about? His turn ons? His turn offs?

With that information, reinvent yourself. Become the perfect man for him. He's not gay? Don't worry, he will be once you're done. Catch him off guard at work with a subtle flirt. Work your way up. You'll go on a date. He'll be smitten. You'll argue over who picks up the cheque for the meal because you're both new to this. You'll go back to his house. Have a nightcap.

Then put cling film on his toilet and call him a faggot as he pisses all over the floor.

If I didn't have a girlfriend and he actually was sociable, I would love to do this... The best post so far but can't be done by me.
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#16
Drink your mustard drink. Enjoy it. Always drink mustard around him from now on. Thank him for introducing you to such a grand beverage.
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Drink your mustard drink. Enjoy it. Always drink mustard around him from now on. Thank him for introducing you to such a grand beverage.


It makes me vomit...
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#18
Oh oh oh, I got one

He put mustard in your drink

Pump mustard gas into his house while he's sleeping
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#19
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It makes me vomit...


drink the vomit. thank him for introducing you to your new favourite drink.
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It makes me vomit...
Then direct that vomit onto your coworker. There is no sweeter revenge than revenge caused by the act that warranted it.
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I work in an auto parts store so we don't have the office chairs. Also he has no wife.


I work in auto parts as well, but only high performance ones, ZOOM ZOOM!


Get some AC Delco friction modifier and smear that shit on the bottom of his mouse pad or on any item that you could feel ok ruining, it stinks like a mother ****er and is near to impossible to remove the smell.
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#22
Lol we don't carry AC Delco except plugs. Would a car door handle be good for that shit just outta curiosity
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#23
hut off one of your fingers in front of him while screaming "YOU DID THIS" at him then run home

shrug it off as nothing the next day
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#25
tell him you love him
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#26
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Lol we don't carry AC Delco except plugs. Would a car door handle be good for that shit just outta curiosity


Yep a handle would work, bunch of companies make friction mod. too and it all generally stinks, plus under the handle it would get on his fingers making them stink for a few days!
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#27
Um I'm not sure we have it. Permatex carry it?

EDIT: What's the part number I'll try to cross it.
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#30
There is a rather disturbing lack of non lethal ideas being suggested here. How about some laxatives to liven up his day.
#31
You: Knock knock
Him: Who's there?

Then just walk away. He'll never know who was knocking. It'll drive him insane.
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#35
Punch his mum in the face put a knife in her throat and rape her body

That'll show him
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Punch his mum in the face put a knife in her throat and rape her body

That'll show him


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#38
Release 3 pigs into his bowels and number the pigs 1,2, 4. His gastric acid will be looking for 3rd pig the whole time.
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