#1
Was doing some fingerpicking and I put my pick between my teeth. My lip had an itch while playing so I tried moving my mouth a bit for it to go away. The pick went into my mouth and then I swallowed it like the Kraken swallowed Jack Sparrow. Choked as expected.

Ever happen to you?
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I misread the thread title.




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#11
i dont even...
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#14
try expanding your poophole with bare hands while molding your dung for two days
#15
Oh man I hope for your sake it wasn't a "Sharp" shape pick or made of metal otherwise they might need to put some stitches in your backside after it reappears.
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#17
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Plectrum in the rectum much?



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I was thinking something along the lines of "Don't worry, it'll strum your G-string in a couple of days..."
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#18
My dyslexia shone too.. I read the op as "I swallowed my dick P."
#19
LMAO thanks for the laughs guys, gonna need it for later.

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#21
I hope it does not cause any internal blockages on its way out.


And that is pretty funny TS
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#22
Quote by 6505fiz
Funny thing is... your mom swallowed my pick just last night!


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#23
I'd go to hospital, I'm not joking. Sharp edges and stuff can cause blockages, GI bleeding and/or tears in the intestinal wall. I have no idea how you swallowed that, I definitely couldn't have. I'd have been in serious danger.

In any case, someone will buy that off you when it re-enters your possession, probably someone in this thread...
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#24
Quote by Mephaphil
I'd go to hospital, I'm not joking. Sharp edges and stuff can cause blockages, GI bleeding and/or tears in the intestinal wall. I have no idea how you swallowed that, I definitely couldn't have. I'd have been in serious danger.

In any case, someone will buy that off you when it re-enters your possession, probably someone in this thread...


I'm not certain he actually 'swallowed' it, given that he said he choked on it, but it makes for a better story...
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#25
Quote by Arby911
This is Not the Pit.




Well, technically it seems this entire thread is in the wrong subforum.
#26
Quote by Mephaphil
I'd go to hospital, I'm not joking. Sharp edges and stuff can cause blockages, GI bleeding and/or tears in the intestinal wall. I have no idea how you swallowed that, I definitely couldn't have. I'd have been in serious danger.

I hate to break up the fun in here, but if you seriously did swallow it then you need to make sure it 'resurfaces' in the near future. If you don't see it soon then you may want to visit a doctor.

I do suspect you exaggerated a bit though.
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#27
^ what he said.
In the meantime, swallow a guitar (Or maybe a ukulele) and rock out.

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#30
Quote by tubetime86
I hate to break up the fun in here, but if you seriously did swallow it then you need to make sure it 'resurfaces' in the near future. If you don't see it soon then you may want to visit a doctor.

I do suspect you exaggerated a bit though.


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