Poll: Teeth dicks
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I want them
21 42%
I already have them
29 58%
Voters: 50.
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#1
...were little dicks. And when you get hungry, they'd get hard so you can chew your food.


Think about it for a second.
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#2
That would seem inconvenient. A lot of speech is based around the fact that teeth are so resistant to air pressure.

Not to mention that they'd need to fill with blood, like a phallus.
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#3
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That would seem inconvenient. A lot of speech is based around the fact that teeth are so resistant to air pressure.

just get harder dicks for teeth then
#4
we go to the dentist to make him drill a hole into our mouthdicks and fill it up again

it makes so much sense
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#5
And now my teeth hurt.
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#7
Does that mean I can finally cum in my mouth without sucking a dick? All my dreams are coming true!
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#8
Imagine getting pricked by the dentists poke stick thing.


You know what im talking about, the sharp metal thing that he checks your teeth with....
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#9
Gives a new meaning to the term "oral sex".
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#10
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#13
If this were true then Teeth would be an even weirder film: a film about a girl with a vagina ringed by tiny little penises.
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#15
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Does that mean I can finally cum in my mouth without sucking a dick? All my dreams are coming true!


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Gives a new meaning to the term "oral sex".


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I'm assuming they'll automatically piss in our mouths to substitute for saliva.

Yes
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#16
That would be painful as fuck, why on earth would you want that?
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#17
Let's do it


edit: why not complete the whole package and use vaginas for the mouth/lips. Vagina Mouth + Penis Teeth, the one stop shop for all needs.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#18
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#20
I'd have a lot more incentive to brush my teeth in the mornings.
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#21
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If this were true then Teeth would be an even weirder film: a film about a girl with a vagina ringed by tiny little penises.

sounds like an efficient species to me
#23
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I'm loving the pit's enthusiasm to have dicks for teeth.


Better than having teeth for dick, right?
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#24
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I think that OP just likes the idea of having dicks in his mouth.



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#26
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Let's do it


edit: why not complete the whole package and use vaginas for the mouth/lips. Vagina Mouth + Penis Teeth, the one stop shop for all needs.

So we'd get boners from eating, right? I assume that means we would cum with delicious food then. So if this were the case, we would all be pregnant from good food. The child would then come out through the mouth/vagina/dicktown as if it were vomit.

Sounds absolutely enchanting
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#27
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Better than having teeth for dick, right?


If you had teeth for a dick you could eat shit directly out of someone's ass....(assuming your urethra was a mouth)

Interesting thought.
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#28
Why didn't god think of that?

That's brilliant
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#32
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Imagine getting pricked by the dentists poke stick thing.


You know what im talking about, the sharp metal thing that he checks your teeth with....


Ah the gum raper! There is even one more step up from that, same style of device but its hooked up to an ultrasonic device so not only does it gouge the shit out of your gums but it scrapes your teeth at the same time. Not overly painful but the sound, holy crap worse then nails on a chalkboard.
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#34
Erectile dysfunction would suck.
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#35
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So we'd get boners from eating, right? I assume that means we would cum with delicious food then. So if this were the case, we would all be pregnant from good food. The child would then come out through the mouth/vagina/dicktown as if it were vomit.

Sounds absolutely enchanting

Like I said: one stop shop

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#36
What if you needed braces?

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#37
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What if you needed braces?

then you'd be gay

because your teeth aren't straight, and they're penises
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#38
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#39
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then you'd be gay

because your teeth aren't straight, and they're penises
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#40
I'm more worried that one day I have a sip coffee, which is too hot, so I immediately have some icecream to cool my mouth down.

And my teeth explode in my mouth cause of the difference in temperature.
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