#1
It's this sexy bitch's 19th birthday today, so wish him well and shit. And spam his inbox with pictures of your dicks.

<3
#2
Happy your-mum's-vag-day bb
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#3
I noticed it seemed like he hasn't been around lately. He still posts here, right?

Anyway, happy birthday!
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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#4
I'd send him a picture of my dick but I don't think his inbox could hold it.

That sounds so much gayer than it is

Happy birthday
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#6
Happy birthday!
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#7
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And spam his inbox with pictures of your dicks.

Well, if that's what he wants... how can I resist?

I can even put a little birthday hat on it so it looks like one of those party whistle things that you blow on. I don't know what they're called, but happy birthday and all.
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Another year lost to the blue line
#8

Don't spend all your orgasms at once
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#10
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#15
dick pic sent
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#17
He lives! Happy birthday too, duff.
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#18
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It's my birthday too

Happy birthday. Would you like my penis to stuff your inbox as well?
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#19
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