Poll: porn directors need to optimize their shit
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I hear you bro, do they really expect me to wait that long to download? its ridiculous
0 0%
meh, I don't have a problem with it.
2 10%
what is it 1999? are you on dial up? get with the times bro and upgrade your shit
6 30%
why don't you like..you know, stop watching porn and get a real girl loser?
4 20%
dude have you seen the supreme quality of those videos? I can see every pussy wrinkle..*drools*
4 20%
bong bong
4 20%
Voters: 20.
#1
at a 30 minute scene being 1.5 gigs. what the hell is going on? it takes like two hours to download. I can pick up a real girl in that time frame. porn directors need to optomize their shit. you have these little porn scenes with bigger filesizes than blu ray rips for feature films. its absurd
#2
Quote by revo_9
at a 30 minute scene being 1.5 gigs. what the hell is going on? it takes like two hours to download. I can pick up a real girl in that time frame. porn directors need to optomize their shit. you have these little porn scenes with bigger filesizes than blu ray rips for feature films. its absurd

Then just go do that?
#4
They've gone to Hi-Def, it's called moving on with the times.
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#6
I think the real question should be "Who actually downloads porn anymore?"
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#7
What kind of ****** downloads porn. Streaming, my friend.
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#8
TS is the first and only person that I have put on my ignore list.
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#9
It's called spyware, kiddo.
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#10
Quote by eGraham
I think the real question should be "Who actually downloads porn anymore?"


I have hidden porn folders all over all my computers so my kids and others dont accidently find em! Probably over 30 videos! Sometimes even watch em with my wife, but she wont do some of the extreme stuff!
#12
Quote by WaltTheWerewolf
I have hidden porn folders all over all my computers so my kids and others dont accidently find em! Probably over 30 videos! Sometimes even watch em with my wife, but she wont do some of the extreme stuff!


You're a virgin, aren't you?
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#13
Better video quality.
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#19
Quote by rockingamer2
TS is the first and only person that I have put on my ignore list.

Smart move, i think i'll do the same
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#20
*makes UG account*

*immediately makes a thread about downloading porn*
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#22
Quote by revo_9
at a 30 minute scene being 1.5 gigs. what the hell is going on? it takes like two hours to download. I can pick up a real girl in that time frame.
No you can't
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#24
captaincanti makes the worst threads
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#26
Downloading has always been not worth it.

Streaming is so fast and easy and fewer risks.
#28
Quote by revo_9
I can pick up a real girl in that time frame.

With threads like these, I doubt your smart enough to even know how to pick up a sex doll.
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#29
Quote by Joshua Garcia
With threads like these, I doubt your smart enough to even know how to pick up a sex doll.


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#30
I'm glad you learned your lesson about being dumb.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#32
TS is a knob because:

What kind of knob downloads porn these days? Just stream it, man. Shit.

He doesn't try to get girls but instead downloads porn that supposedly takes as long to download as it does for himi to supposedly get a girl. Does not compute

He makes an account to make a thread about it. Unforgivable fail.

Therefore we are 95 percent confident that TS's knobiness lies on the interval (1 , 1) i.e. he is definitely a knob.
#34
Quote by eGraham
I think the real question should be "Who actually downloads porn anymore?"

I did recently
I blame the gif thread
and how hot Remy LaCroix is
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#35
Quote by Hydra150
I did recently
I blame the gif thread
and how hot Remy LaCroix is


+1
#36
Also, HD is better than not HD
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do