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#1
I normally wouldn't bother anyone with this, but I am completely stumped.

This chick has a surprise for me and won't tell me what it is. Here are the tips I've gathered thus far:
- It's been stressing her out, almost to tears
- It's legal, but can still get you in, quote, "a LOT of trouble"
- It's not booze
- She said her friend helped her "finish it", which makes me think it's something she made
- I asked her where I would shop for it in and she said "a private seller"

Mind=blown
Last edited by gunsnroses#1 at Apr 12, 2013,
#2
Meth.
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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#3
A blowjob.
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#6
She could be misleading you and it may be something stupid? Girls do that....

Maybe she has a penis?
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#7
she has adopted a child without permission.
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#9
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I can only hope! I'll Heisenberg this town!

Hold your horses there, it might just be this

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She could be misleading you and it may be something stupid? Girls do that....
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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#10
Quote by flanders_91
She could be misleading you and it may be something stupid? Girls do that....

Maybe she has a penis?


Yeah I just told her that if it isn't amazing, then the last two weeks of my life have been a migraine for no reason and that I'm going to start smoking again.

ALSO:
She said that she herself almost got into trouble because of it. So I guess it's not a blowjob, unless she was almost caught practicing, in which case I'm not sure if I still want it, depending on what she was practicing on.
#11
A nuclear bomb
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#12
All you can do is hope that it's something sexy/fun and not some stupid bullshit that guys like us don't really care about.
#14
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All you can do is hope that it's something sexy/fun and not some stupid bullshit that guys like us don't really care about.


Truth. I guess I'd better have my "Oh yay, socks for my Birthday" face ready just in case.

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she's pregnant

good job ts


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#15
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she's pregnant

good job ts


This, But she's pregnant with another man's child. Seems more likely from the description.
ayy lmao
#18
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Her dick in a box.


This.
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#19
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Her dick in a box.


The alternative ending to Se7en!
#20
I'm willing to bet money on the fact you will be extremely disappointed and have gotten your hopes up a tad bit too high.


Or it's a dick in a box lined with meth.
#21
TS when do we find out what it is?
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#24
I'm actually more curious as to why it would be sold by a private seller if it's legal.
Nonetheless, I'll try to help, TS.
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- It's been stressing her out, almost to tears
Some complex math equations.
- It's legal, but can still get you in, quote, "a LOT of trouble"
If not legal, then physical trouble. So whatever it is, it probably involves the ocean because you run the risk of drowning.
- It's not booze
Sex.
- She said her friend helped her "finish it", which makes me think it's something she made
Probably a raft...
- I asked her where I would shop for it in and she said "a private seller"
made out of dildos.

Conlusion: She wants to role play as a sexy math schoolteacher and have sex in the middle of the ocean on a raft made out of dildos.

I think I got this. Case closed.
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#26
You should give her a surprise yourself ts.


If ya know what I mean
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#27
Its probably either something sexy or prescription drugs, like painkillers or adderall.
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#30
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Conlusion: She wants to role play as a sexy math schoolteacher and have sex in the middle of the ocean on a raft made out of dildos.

I think I got this. Case closed.


Holy fucking fuck
ayy lmao
#31
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Private seller could be craigslist or ebay, guys.

If she could just buy it from either of those why would she get in trouble over it?
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#32
Quote by Joshua Garcia


Conlusion: She wants to role play as a sexy math schoolteacher and have sex in the middle of the ocean on a raft made out of dildos.

I think I got this. Case closed.


That was definitely my second guess. I swear.
#33
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If she could just buy it from either of those why would she get in trouble over it?



Because she bought him a dildo and shes underage.


Wait do you have to be a certain age to buy a dildo
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#34
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If she could just buy it from either of those why would she get in trouble over it?

Maybe not in a legal way.....?
#35
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Because she bought him a dildo and shes underage.


Wait do you have to be a certain age to buy a dildo

I don't think so.
But we should probably ask someone who bought a dildo.

But technically, I'm thinking you'd buy them from adult entertainment sites. And those require you to be 18. I think. Or maybe even in the adult video stores. I don't know.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#36
Oh my God I think I've got it! It's a lesbian porno between her and her friend and she's gonna give it to you! It fits all of the conditions!!!!!
#37
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TS when do we find out what it is?


I'll get it tomorrow around 6. So sometime tomorrow night I'll post what it is. I like the lesbian vid theory
#39
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Oh my God I think I've got it! It's a lesbian porno between her and her friend and she's gonna give it to you! It fits all of the conditions!!!!!

It sounds like it could be that. But she also said she almost got in trouble over it. If it were that, you either do or don't. I can't really see how you can almost get in trouble over it. But then again, I'm probably just over thinking it.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#40
Check the 10th comment.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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