#1
Ok, this is probably a stupid thread, but the heading of a story in my local paper made me laugh.

Sen. Harry Reid sees progress in making Congress functional

So, what humorous story headings/titles have you seen in your local paper?

(Yeah I searched, but found nothing).
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"Newtown Victim's Mother Pleads for Gun Control" -NYTimes 4/13/13
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At least they're not racially profiling!
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Sep 2012
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#15
I just remembered something that actually qualifies under the grounds specified in the OP.

A few weeks ago I saw a thing in a Paris newspaper about a man stealing a giant block of cheese, thus cementing his place in history as the Frenchest criminal ever.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.