Poll: what is going on here?
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witchcraft.
12 40%
its called make up douchebag. grow up
13 43%
cosmetics have always been about deception. I know chicks who look like dogs without it
17 57%
sooo, what happens when she takes her shirt off?
14 47%
that would be the equivalent of me walking around with a pickle in my underwear. false advertising
19 63%
would still hit it
13 43%
Voters: 30.
#2
How did you find this?
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#4
you should stop making threads.
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#7
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you should stop making threads.



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#9
I wish my interests were as varied as yours.
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#10
It's pointless. You honestly don't think men are already looking at their chests?

Unless you've got a deflated chest, and I mean completely flat. Even then, someone is going to want to give that a whirl. Plenty of guys out there that want to fuck girls that look like boys right? You're a solution to paedophilia.
#11
o()o

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#16
You're a stupid cunt, TS.


Big boobs are a thing to 14 year olds pretty much. Some guys enjoy larger ones but the bigger=better mindset is so fucking stupid.
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#17
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You're a stupid cunt, TS.


Big boobs are a thing to 14 year olds pretty much. Some guys enjoy larger ones but the bigger=better mindset is so fucking stupid.


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#18
Quote by BladeSlinger
You're a stupid cunt, TS.


Big boobs are a thing to 14 year olds pretty much. Some guys enjoy larger ones but the bigger=better mindset is so fucking stupid.


This, I don't know what's so fascinating about boobs anyways, I mean, they make the woman look good but it's not about the boobs, it's about the figure, boobs alone are just boring.

I think eyes are underrated.
#19
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Your boyfriend told me to return your jacket to you.

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Zero fucks given.


It's a very comfortable jacket.
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#20
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You're a stupid cunt, TS.


Big boobs are a thing to 14 year olds pretty much. Some guys enjoy larger ones but the bigger=better mindset is so fucking stupid.


I reiterate: A nice, sizable belly is better than giant boobs.

Also, how old are you, TS? I'm assuming between 12 and 14.
#21
so, this girl wants to attract guys by starting out with a lie?

nice.
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#22
Quote by Morphogenesis26
I reiterate: A nice, sizable belly is better than giant boobs.

Also, how old are you, TS? I'm assuming between 12 and 14.


How sizable, and how giant?
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#24
Quote by Morphogenesis26
I reiterate: A nice, sizable belly is better than giant boobs.

If we're talking, "sizeable" like normal (as opposed to the chick who's skinny as a rail)...then I agree. Also, giant boobs ruin it for me. Anything over a C cup on a woman who is 5 feet tall is too much, as is anything over a D cup on a woman who is over 5feet5inches.

My view of Sizeable:


Too much:
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Apr 14, 2013,
#25
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
If we're talking, sizeable like normal (as opposed to the chick who's skinny as a rail)...then I agree. Also, giant boobs ruin it for me. Anything over a C cup on a woman who is 5 feet is too much, as is anything over a D cup on a woman who is over 5feet5inches.


You measure your women to the inch?
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#26
Quote by Todd Hart
You measure your women to the inch?

Hardly, but the average woman is around 5feet5inches in the USA. My fiance happens to be 5feet.

Edit:
I don't really like women tall women, btw. I'm only 5feet9inches; it'd be awkward if she was too tall.
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Apr 14, 2013,
#27
I don't hate you TS, I just find your lack of better hobbies quite sorry.
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#28
I didn't mean to say giant. I'm talking DD. As far as size, well, bigger than Sam's first image, but the second image is alright.

And short women are da best. I like 'em 5'0" - 5'4", and I'm 6'1".