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macashmack
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#1
According to the vikings, all brave warriors go to Valhalla when they are killed in combat. So would a modern day soldier go to Valhalla? Wouldn't that kinda be unfair to all the vikings who are using swords and shields to have to fight against automatic rifles?
ErikLensherr
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#4
The guys getting shot at yeah. The guys pushing buttons, hell naw.
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Eastwinn
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#5
if you actually see combat, 98% chance you're pretty facking brave

braver than me anyway
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#6
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Quote by macashmack
all the vikings who are using swords and shields to have to fight against automatic rifles?

Soldiers in Valhalla don't fight each other, they pig out on mead and beer until Ragnarök. Bro, do u even Norse?
ErikLensherr
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#7
IIRC they fight and kill each other for fun, then the fallen wake up and then they drink and feast.
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macashmack
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#8
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Soldiers in Valhalla don't fight each other, they pig out on mead and beer until Ragnarök. Bro, do u even Norse?

I thought that they had giant fights, and when they died they reawaken in the dining hall to feast and fight again, forever, to prepare for Ragnarok?
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#14
I don't think Vikings ever got explodified to bits and pieces
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Morphogenesis26
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#15
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Point taken.
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#16
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So if someone dies in Valhalla, where do they go?

Meta-valhalla. A wryly self-referential version of regular valhalla.
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ali.guitarkid7
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#17
Unfair? Are you implying that combat is easier today than before?
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#18
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I don't think Vikings ever got explodified to bits and pieces

They got chopped up pretty good, though.

I mean, have you seen the weapons they use?
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#19
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Unfair? Are you implying that combat is easier today than before?


nah, he's saying it's unfair because one side has so much better weapons than the other. fair fights are always hard because they're fair.
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flexiblemile
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#20
no one's getting into heaven (norse or otherwise) because it doesn't exist. Soldiers give their lives for political ambition, not ethereal and abstract ideals like freedom or honor.

Sucks but that's life

The real fight to see would be vikings VS native americans when they tried (and failed) to colonize newfoundland and were kicked out by angry natives
ErikLensherr
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#21
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no one's getting into heaven (norse or otherwise) because it doesn't exist.

Bravery level: So
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#22
Quote by flexiblemile
no one's getting into heaven (norse or otherwise) because it doesn't exist. Soldiers give their lives for political ambition, not ethereal and abstract ideals like freedom or honor.

Sucks but that's life

The real fight to see would be vikings VS native americans when they tried (and failed) to colonize newfoundland and were kicked out by angry natives


lol native Americans. Any soldiers that rock up to battle with their nipples on show are noobs.
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#24
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why'd they win against the vikings then?


Probably infected them with AIDs, damn fags.
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ErikLensherr
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#25
It's true, they tried to settle the Americas several times and got chased out every time until they got smart and decided to settle for easier pickings like the Brits.
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macashmack
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#26
Quote by flexiblemile
no one's getting into heaven (norse or otherwise) because it doesn't exist. Soldiers give their lives for political ambition, not ethereal and abstract ideals like freedom or honor.

Sucks but that's life

The real fight to see would be vikings VS native americans when they tried (and failed) to colonize newfoundland and were kicked out by angry natives

Freedom is an abstract ideal? How so?
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#27
Quote by flexiblemile
no one's getting into heaven (norse or otherwise) because it doesn't exist. Soldiers give their lives for political ambition, not ethereal and abstract ideals like freedom or honor.

Sucks but that's life

The real fight to see would be vikings VS native americans when they tried (and failed) to colonize newfoundland and were kicked out by angry natives


You speak like you've got all the facts in your little black book.

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#28
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flexiblemile
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#30
hum... good point but then paying for code is a little abstract. I mean you're not really accumulating more material possessions, are you?
macashmack
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#32
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hum... good point but then paying for code is a little abstract. I mean you're not really accumulating more material possessions, are you?

That's a pretty nice troll attempt actually.
flexiblemile
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#33
thank you. I'm at work so I have a lot time to devote to internet trolling
Eastwinn
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#34
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Probably infected them with AIDs, damn fags.


in case you aren't already privy to the history... the vikings had trouble with the native americans because they totally outnumbered them. the vikies weren't looking to wage war, they were looking to explore and set up settlements so they didn't exactly bring an army with them.

later settlers from europe had an easier time because european diseases had ripped through native american populations. estimates vary but even the most conservative depicts massive, massive destruction. if the vikings had landed in this landscape you could imagine i'd live in erikland rather than maryland
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Eastwinn
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#36
that's a popular misconception bro
i don't know why i feel so dry
ErikLensherr
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#37
I almost took a cultural anthropology class this semester called World of the Vikings, but didn't because I didn't want to wake up early. Kind of regret it now. Vikings on the History Channel has sparked my interest.
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#40
Sure, you just have to run towards the enemy full on, no hiding. Also don't get shot in the back.