#2
Semen.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#3
Urine.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#5
Diarrhea
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
salt..how the **** do people not know about salted popcorn?
#13
Season salt

Do it
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#14
Your mom
If you have never checked out the Wood Brothers. Do yourself a favor and look them up. Best. Band. Ever.


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#16
I got a bag of bacon and maple syrup flavoured popcorn today.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO. GO MY CHILD, SLAUGHTER THE PIGS AND RAPE THE MAPLE TREE FOR ITS LIFE FORCE.
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#17
Chicken vindaloo
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#21
Quote by WaltTheWerewolf
Hand it to Ron Jeremy, im sure he'll know what to do with it.

Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#23
Quote by StreetLight3989
Hot sauce. Apparently it's called hood corn. Shit is delicious.

My roommate told me about it.

It doesn't get mushy?
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#24
oregano

its the bomb
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#25
Quote by element4433
It doesn't get mushy?

It's all about the ratio.

And you've got to shake it immediately. You'll always get a couple mushy pieces, but if you do it right it's worth it.

Apparently it's called hood corn because the hot sauce is supposed to trick you into thinking it's a real meal.
Last edited by StreetLight3989 at Apr 14, 2013,
#26
Quote by StreetLight3989
It's all about the ratio.

And you've got to shake it immediately. You'll always get a couple mushy pieces, but if you do it right it's worth it.
It seems easier to use spray butter and cayenne pepper.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#27
That'd definitely be easier and better.

Desperate times call for desperate measures though. The time for hood corn is when it's like 10 degrees out, you have a half mile walk to get other food, and all you have in your apartment is microwave popcorn and hot sauce.