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#1
Well then you've come to the right place!
It's time for a sexy-off!


This is where we separate the beautiful from the ugly and all make love afterwards!

This thread is the qualifying round, basically whoever wants to take part has to put a picture of themselves up and after we get enough people, we'll move into the voting!

*a bit of a checklist*
-make sure the photo is recent(in the last 2 weeks)
-make sure you can be seen clearly, none of that off to the side talking to someone bullshit
-No facial gear(sunnies, balaclava, shit like that. piercings are cool though )
- make sure you're the only one in the picture(crop those uglies out of your pics)
-no nudity (violaters will be violated)
-spoiler all images
-Jabba photos will be placed in their own voting ladder

I still don't know if I'm going to separate men and women yet (because odds are there's going to be maybe one chick ) and other shit, But forward planning is for squares so let's get this shit on the road!




EDIT: alright, here's some extra info for all you info nerds.

I'll leave the qualifying thread(this one) open until friday the 19th(3 more days) unless we stop getting people joining in.
and the voting is going to mimic CATPM; going to make threads with 10 people each and let people vote on those for a day or two and then take the top 1 or 2 (depending on how many we have) from each thread to make a final voting thread, for the sexiest uger of all time of april 2013
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
Last edited by Obsceneairwaves at Apr 15, 2013,
#3
Quote by whywefight
well i lost


bitch get all up in there, post a pic.

It gets voted on
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#7
kay
sure i like to be told when im ugly

this is the most recent pic of me sorry about looking up i dont often take pictures of myself



edit:i was also accpeted into that beautiufl people thing
#8
Quote by raoooos
I already paid my dues by being accepted into beautifulpeople.com not again kthnx


yeah but this is voted on by ugers, not some dude living in his parents basement fronting as a busty japanese girl
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#10
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
I nominate Wolfinator
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#11
Quote by goest
No one takes pictures of me.

I don't even know what I look like.


take a selfie with your webcam all the cool kids are doing it
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#16


Does the picture work? For whatever reason, I am not able to view any of the pictures on anyone's profiles. Is it just me, or does anyone else have that same problem?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#17
Quote by goest
I don't own a webcam.


go over to your neighbours house and say this, while breathing hard and trying to catch your breath


'I need to borrow your computer! It's an emergency!'
they might say something but ignore it and be persistent
'Please I need to use your computer, if it's got a webcam, This is of grave importance!'
They should probably let you in at this point, proceed to take a selfie, thank them, and leave

No reason that won't work
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#18
Quote by theogonia777


Does the picture work? For whatever reason, I am not able to view any of the pictures on anyone's profiles. Is it just me, or does anyone else have that same problem?

no, and i've had the same problem
#19
Quote by JustRooster
I was accepted to www.beautifulpeople.com in all three threads within an hour of uploading my photo.


I never did any of them

but I want this to stay strictly UG

Quote by theogonia777


Does the picture work? For whatever reason, I am not able to view any of the pictures on anyone's profiles. Is it just me, or does anyone else have that same problem?


broken for me
yeah I can't view images on peoples profiles either
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#21
Quote by captainsnazz
I'm a bit ill so my skin is pasty as fuck and my upper lip is a bit sore from sniffing but hi anyway:


edit: I feel like I should clarify that I am, in fact, very much a male man.


no clarification needed from the man with the hair of the gods
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#22
Quote by captainsnazz
edit: I feel like I should clarify that I am, in fact, very much a male man.

ahh, you shouldn't have done disclaimed that. females have this contest wrapped up by default
#23
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

Quote by Bladez22
smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
#24
Quote by whywefight
no, and i've had the same problem


Quote by Obsceneairwaves
broken for me
yeah I can't view images on peoples profiles either


Hmm... there is already a thread about it in the Bug Reports subforum, but nobody responded to it.

Well anyway, it was just my default picture, so just look on my profile to see it.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#25

Meh.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#26
Quote by captainsnazz
I'm a bit ill so my skin is pasty as fuck and my upper lip is a bit sore from sniffing but hi anyway:


edit: I feel like I should clarify that I am, in fact, very much a male man.


I feel bad that I was about to ask if you were a man now...

You have some gorgeous hair, though.
#27
Quote by JustRooster
I was accepted to www.beautifulpeople.com in all three threads within an hour of uploading my photo.


Well, that's now how it works so I know you're lying.

Here's my face anyway.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Last edited by Trowzaa at Apr 14, 2013,
#28
Quote by whywefight
now strip
Ladies, contain your orgasms.



I get awll tha pussy




yeeeee
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You are now using UG Classic.


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#29
I'm overweight and need a haircut, no self shots for me.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Last edited by Hydra150 at Apr 14, 2013,
#32
Quote by Primus2112
OP are you one of the masterson kids or something, because you look a lot like hyde

here's me


I don't even know what hyde is man

or masterson


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yeeeee


That one is absolutely brilliant

Quote by Hydra150
I put on weight and need a haircut, no self shots for me.


this thread will be open for a few days if you wanna hit the gym hard and get a haircut
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#35
Are you always really surprised?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#36
Quote by Androidjoey
Here's one of me (the one in red) and my friend who always looks like a stoned macaulay culkin.


Is there any way you could upload it to imgur or photobucket or tiny pic or some other picture site so I can put it in the voting thread when it comes around?
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#37
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Is there any way you could upload it to imgur or photobucket or tiny pic or some other picture site so I can put it in the voting thread when it comes around?

Hmm I can try.