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#1
Or do you just mound shit on there. I personally just throw random shit on my plate who cares no big deal

but I know my parents get things that make sense to get together, and their plates look like a real meal.

And my friends are split

so what about the piiiit
#2
I don't go to buffets cos I'm not a fat cunt.
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#4
i pick out the things that i feel like eating
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#5
When I go to the buffet I eat right underneath the sneeze guard.
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#7
Dude, you gotta get matching things. You can't be getting like a spring roll and a chicken leg and and some curry and a piece of cake. I'm angry thinking about those thing appearing on the same plate.
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Dude, you gotta get matching things. You can't be getting like a spring roll and a chicken leg and and some curry and a piece of cake. I'm angry thinking about those thing appearing on the same plate.


I do that at golden corral all the time.

A pizza slice, a brownie, a taco, some cotton candy, and ribs.
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Dude, you gotta get matching things. You can't be getting like a spring roll and a chicken leg and and some curry and a piece of cake. I'm angry thinking about those thing appearing on the same plate.


you're at a buffet. you're being a fat **** (hey, not my words). you don't get up more than you have to.
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#10
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I do that at golden corral all the time.

A pizza slice, a brownie, a taco, some cotton candy, and ribs.

I just wet there, you almost described my plate
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When I go to the buffet I eat right underneath the sneeze guard.


Do you make sure to lean under it so if you do sneeze you sneeze all over the food? I mean that would be the perfect way to make sure you get everything you want before anyone else eats it!

I personally just pile stuff on my plate if I can find an AYCE it runs through you so fast you need like 4-5 plate fulls.

Also for some reason here in Vancouver there is more Asian people then white people yet it is near to impossible to find a real all you can eat. Last western style buffet I saw was probably in 1997 it was called Bonanza. There is a place called Cockney Kings that does an amazing all you can eat fish and chips though.
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#13
i usually get a something that looks like a meal

but if im really hungry ill grab whatever catches my fancy

theres a buffet near here that has amazing mac and cheese i usually go there just for the mac and chese and stay for the desserts

mmm food
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I do that at golden corral all the time.

A pizza slice, a brownie, a taco, some cotton candy, and ribs.


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#15
I rarely go to buffets. When I do, I just pick random shit that looks good. I don't make nothing look nice no how.
#16
**** no, I paid 8 bucks to pig out, idgaf how my plate looks.


I can't stand those people who go to a buffet and all they eat is a small meal. Like really wtf, you just paid 8/9 bucks for a couple slices of pizza or some roast beef and rice. It's not worth it unless you get like 3 plates + dessert
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**** no, I paid 8 bucks to pig out, idgaf how my plate looks.


I can't stand those people who go to a buffet and all they eat is a small meal. Like really wtf, you just paid 8/9 bucks for a couple slices of pizza or some roast beef and rice. It's not worth it unless you get like 3 plates + dessert


Exactly. This guy gets it. And yeah I am a fat **** eating alot at the buffet what's it to you skinny ****s?
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Exactly. This guy gets it. And yeah I am a fat **** eating alot at the buffet what's it to you skinny ****s?


I'm not fat though and I pig out. It's a buffet not a classic restaurant.

Also, here is a question. Can the morbidly obese eat as much as they want at a buffet without scaring the owners of the restaurant? Do they like ask them to leave after eating a certain amount or do they have to sit there and give them food after food?
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#20
I just make a turkey dinner. Their other food tends to be pretty gross and plastic tasting IMO
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I'm not fat though and I pig out. It's a buffet not a classic restaurant.

Also, here is a question. Can the morbidly obese eat as much as they want at a buffet without scaring the owners of the restaurant? Do they like ask them to leave after eating a certain amount or do they have to sit there and give them food after food?


I would just put a sign

"$8 for buffet

$15 for fats"

Fats are reasonable, and understand that their assumed extra costs means that I as the owner can justly charge $7 extra because they will most assuredly eat $7 of extra food.

#22
buffet?
It's over simplified, So what!

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I would just put a sign

"$8 for buffet

$15 for fats"

Fats are reasonable, and understand that their assumed extra costs means that I as the owner can justly charge $7 extra because they will most assuredly eat $7 of extra food.


But then it's the same legal situation as those airlines who charge fat people by their weight.
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#24
Do American buffets have a time limit or something? What's the damn rush? Slow and steady wins the (obesity) race.
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**** no, I paid 8 bucks to pig out, idgaf how my plate looks.


I can't stand those people who go to a buffet and all they eat is a small meal. Like really wtf, you just paid 8/9 bucks for a couple slices of pizza or some roast beef and rice. It's not worth it unless you get like 3 plates + dessert

What buffets do you go to? Damn, all the ones near me are like $20+ at the very least.
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#27
I go to an all you can eat Chinese buffet that's like $8.56 and there's one in my school that charges about the same. Golden corral is like $10, still pretty cheap.
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#28
If you're paying 8 dollars for all you can eat, It can't be very quality
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If you're paying 8 dollars for all you can eat, It can't be very quality

taste > quality
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#30
I always try to make my plate look nice, tastes better that way. I always over fill my plate at buffets though, never finish it because it all starts to taste crap by the end.
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taste > quality


Wait... aren't taste and quality in the same tier?

Quantity of disgusting food for a low low price is where it's at.
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Wait... aren't taste and quality in the same tier?

Quantity of disgusting food for a low low price is where it's at.

BK tastes pretty good but I wouldn't say they make 5-star hamburgers
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#33
I don't really like buffets because the quality of food there is worse than at a regular place (usually)

I just eat whatever I want when I go though.
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#34
I usually make it look nice. I'm not into most things on your common buffet, so I don't really get enough variety to fill a plate all willy nilly.
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#35
I don't throw it on the plate, but I don't try to make it look nice. I usually just end up eating all of the desert though, I can't stand most of the food at buffets
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#37
I rarely eat at American food buffets. There's an all you can eat Mongolian BBQ near my house. It's hella good. But your food's not cooked yet when you put it on your plate obvs because it's mongolian BBQ.
#38
I don't generally care for buffets too much. I get full way too quickly for them to even be worth it.


Although, there was this one time I went to a buffet with some friends for lunch and we literally stayed there for hours and loitered until we were hungry again just to take advantage of a free dinner.

We were all starving college students on a tight budget at the time. Worth it.
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#39
This thread is making me want Chinese Buffet. I don't think there's a good one for about 30 miles though...
#40
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But then it's the same legal situation as those airlines who charge fat people by their weight.


It would make more sense to pay by weight of the plate. A fat person could be on a diet and so it wouldn't be fair to charge them more when they're getting a salad. And some skinnier folks eat truckloads of shit.
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