If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex, how would your life change?

Poll: How would your life change?
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It wouldn't; I'd still act the same
11 17%
It would completely change how I went about my day
23 37%
Probably somewhere in the middle
29 46%
Voters: 63.
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#1
I was doing sociology homework and this question popped up. I thought it might make for a decent thread

Would you still be the 'same person' in a different sex? Would you enjoy the change or find it detrimental? Explain.

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#3
I'd probably have to sit down with my girlfriend and have a long discussion with her about the necessity of filming all sex we have from then on.
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#5
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I'd masturbate a lot, play with titties, drink menstrual fluids. The usual.

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#6
I would see how much stuff I could put in my vagina and play with my boobs and belly.

I wish I was a woman now. Damn you, TS. ;-;
#7
I'd stoop over a mirror a lot more, I'd get a lot more free drinks in bars and I'd become a lesbian.

Also I'd start my own pickling business
#8
I'd be a complete slut.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#9
I would probably act exactly as I do now.


But look at myself naked a LOT more.
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#11
well, i would probably not show up to work that day
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#13
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NO MORE PERIODS YAYYYYY


aka yes my life would change


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#14
I don't want to be a woman :/ But if it just happens anyway, I'd probably freak out for a few hours, masturbate and try to figure out a way to use this new-found body to my advantage aka prostitution.
#17
I have five other single men as my housemates so they'd probably rape me and pass it off as "banter"
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#18
I'd become a complete slut
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#19
Meh, all the sexy sexy stuff has been said, so yeah.
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#20
My life is already Kafkaesque as it is.
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#21
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My life is already Kafkaesque as it is.


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#23
Life would be so much simpler because I would just be a trophy wife
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#24
My girlfriend would be upset but my life wouldn't change that much beside that.
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#26
I'd sign up for the Guinness book of records.
First clit to be completely erased with a finger.
#27
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The thread's about turning into a bird, not a bug.
How sexist of you, assuming we're only guys here


which, we are, to tell the truth


still, sublime pun, sir
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#29
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double penetration.
You really are desperate, aren't you?
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#30
So let me get this straight.. All you guys that would wake up as a woman, you would be sluts? So you're saying you want some dicks up in you? Fags.
#31
sometimes I wish I was a pretty girl. so I could wreck myself in the shower
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#33
If I woke up tomorrow as a woman, first thing I would do would be to go find some of my ex's and punch them in the face. Then I would go around driving like an asshole and cry my way out of some traffic tickets.
#35
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So let me get this straight.. All you guys that would wake up as a woman, you would be sluts? So you're saying you want some dicks up in you? Fags.

You have to be a woman for that?
#37
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
So let me get this straight.. All you guys that would wake up as a woman, you would be sluts? So you're saying you want some dicks up in you? Fags.

LESBIAN sluts, duh.

And who knows? Maybe a dick feels good if you have a vagina.
#38
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So let me get this straight.. All you guys that would wake up as a woman, you would be sluts? So you're saying you want some dicks up in you? Fags.

Who said anything about dudes
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#39
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I'd be a complete slut.

Basically this
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