#5
Great country. Lovely girls and great food. I've had the worst and the best pizzas in Italy. I've learnt to always ask the locals where to eat pizza.
#7
no
that doesnt make sense in context with my first answer stupidface
yes
yes
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#8
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no
that doesnt make sense in context with my first answer stupidface
yes
yes


It kinda does. Did you like it where you were when you haven't been to Italy? Makes perfect sense dickrash.
#10
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It kinda does. Did you like it where you were when you haven't been to Italy? Makes perfect sense dickrash.

whatever fagatron, italy sucks balls
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#11
- I was born there

- I really like it. It would be better if the people in charge weren't so monumentally inept, but that's not enough to make me dislike it.

- Yes

- Yes

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#13
Yes, i've been to Italy.
I didn't like it. I LOVED it.

Pizza is one of my favourite foods, as is pasta. And ice-cream.

Plus, all the italian women i met there were insanely gorgeous.
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#14
Have you ever been to Italy? Yes
Did you liked it? I was young so I don't really remember much but yeah it was good.
Pizza? Oh yes
Pasta? Yes.
#16
I wanna go on italy and eat pasta and pizza. I wish I had a ton of money to go on holiday.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#18
American pizza's better and pasta has too many carbs.
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#20
the women are too hairy
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#21
Quote by Tag43
Italy is kinda like a wannabe Spain imho.


We like to think it's the other way around

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#23
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lol


lol

delusional Italians are hilarious
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#26
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Italy is kinda like a wannabe Spain imho.

I always thought Spain was kinda like a wannabe Italy
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