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#1
I'm looking through the "Sexy Ugers" threads. And most of you with facial hair would look so much better without facial hair.

Shave it, bros.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#3
Except for the red-bearded guy, you stay just as you are homie.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#4
D'aww
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#6
UG doesn't know how to do facial hair. Go figure
My God, it's full of stars!
#8
Quote by ErikLensherr
Except for the red-bearded guy, you stay just as you are homie.

This nigga knows what's up.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#11
The worst kind of facial hair is just on chin and nowhere else.

Or just a mustache.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#12
Don't do facial hair until you're like old.
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It's not hard to be nice, but it's nice to be hard
#13
I don't have much of a beard anyways.
Though I do have a mustache that could be shaved.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#15
Quote by genghisgandhi
Agreed. Don't grow facial hair until you're >40 y/o

and then avoid playgrounds/the public in general
#17
Quote by element4433
I'm looking through the "Sexy Ugers" threads. And most of you with facial hair would look so much better without facial hair.

Shave it, bros.



bro, I hope you don't mean me cause


I look like I'm 13 with it all gone.


srs.


those rare occasions I clean shave,
everyone's all like
'oh
clean shave huh?
no flirt for you today.
mmm, go away'
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#18
Quote by theguitarist
bro, I hope you don't mean me cause


I look like I'm 13 with it all gone.


srs.


those rare occasions I clean shave,
everyone's all like
'oh
clean shave huh?
no flirt for you today.
mmm, go away'
Dude I've said like three places how hot you are. Work it, giiirl.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#19
So don't clean shave, leave stubble. Bitches love stubble. Bitches generally don't like beards.

I only grow mine out for Movember and to support the Leafs/Rams/Jays/Raptors. Safe to say, I've never had a playoff beard.
#20
Quote by element4433
Dude I've said like three places how hot you are. Work it, giiirl.


o


cool.


O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#21
Quote by Milan999
NHL playoffs are around the corner, you guys can all **** right off.


Isn't that Canada's national motto or something?
Quote by Overlord
It's not hard to be nice, but it's nice to be hard
#22
Quote by Milan999
So don't clean shave, leave stubble. Bitches love stubble. Bitches generally don't like beards.

I only grow mine out for Movember and to support the Leafs/Rams/Jays/Raptors. Safe to say, I've never had a playoff beard.

How the hell does that support anything?
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#23
Quote by Carnivean
Isn't that Canada's national motto or something?


It's actually on our military insignia.

EDIT: It doesn't. I meant in solidarity. It's tradition.
#24
Quote by Milan999
So don't clean shave, leave stubble. Bitches love stubble. Bitches generally don't like beards.

Pretty much. I had a Jay tier beard for a long time but I think it's better without facial hair. Doesn't suit my face. I mean, I could grow facial hair properly and it still didn't work. It certainly doesn't work if you have teenage patchy thin facial hair.

I'll probably grow one for the Leafs though. Just because who knows when I'll have the chance to again, eh?
#25
that's not important


what do you mean grow one for the leafs, like until they get knock out the playoffs? hopefully they go all the way...lol, if they do I'll fly home to toronto just for the party


I do shave every 4-5 days though
Last edited by Tempoe at Apr 17, 2013,
#26
Quote by Thrashtastic15
Pretty much. I had a Jay tier beard for a long time but I think it's better without facial hair. Doesn't suit my face. I mean, I could grow facial hair properly and it still didn't work. It certainly doesn't work if you have teenage patchy thin facial hair.

I'll probably grow one for the Leafs though. Just because who knows when I'll have the chance to again, eh?


Buddy, last time they made it I think I was 13/14. This has been eight years in the making. You bet your ass I'm growing one.
#27
Quote by Milan999
Buddy, last time they made it I think I was 13/14. This has been eight years in the making. You bet your ass I'm growing one.

I'm in the same boat. I couldn't even grow facial hair last time they were in the playoffs.
#28
I've been cultivating my beard for years and no mod's gonna stop me
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#29
My belly is hair free.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#30
By the way, is it abnormal to have seemingly black facial hair with brown hair and eyes? Please say it isn't.
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#31
I look incredibly stupid without facial hair.

There is zero chance of it leaving my face
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How do you say "I'm okay" to an answering machine?

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#32
Quote by stratman_13
I look incredibly stupid without facial hair.

There is zero chance of it leaving my face
Your beard is fine, as long as you keep it trimmed right.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#33
That's a given. Never understood the point of the giant scraggly beard.

Unless you're Billy Gibbons.
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How do you say "I'm okay" to an answering machine?

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#35
Quote by Milan999
So don't clean shave, leave stubble. Bitches love stubble. Bitches generally don't like beards.

How would you do that anyways, just use an electric razor?
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#36
Quote by Thrashtastic15
or a 1000 year old viking

Same deal though, really

Billy's tone lies in his beard. The power of the Viking also lies in his beard.
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How do you say "I'm okay" to an answering machine?

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#37
This thread is more about the facial hair dumb high schoolers grow than full beards.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#38
To be honest seeing all these threads just now has actually made me think that UG is a large community of people in desperate need of fashion and grooming advice lol
#39
Pretty confident that on the whole the mods are way more attractive than the general user population.

Backdoor complimenting myself, yeah!
#40
Quote by element4433
I'm looking through the "Sexy Ugers" threads. And most of you with facial hair would look so much better without facial hair.

Shave it, bros.

Not cool, bro, not cool.
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

Quote by Bladez22
smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
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