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lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
300 IQ
#1
I'm looking through the "Sexy Ugers" threads. And most of you with facial hair would look so much better without facial hair.

Shave it, bros.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
ErikLensherr
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#3
Except for the red-bearded guy, you stay just as you are homie.
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Bob_Sacamano
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#4
D'aww
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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
Dreadnought
Oceanic Mountainman
Join date: Sep 2002
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#6
UG doesn't know how to do facial hair. Go figure
But we little know until tried how much of the uncontrollable there is in us, urging across glaciers and torrents, and up dangerous heights, let the judgment forbid as it may.
ryan_nadon
ass brain
Join date: Mar 2008
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#8
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Except for the red-bearded guy, you stay just as you are homie.

This nigga knows what's up.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
300 IQ
#11
The worst kind of facial hair is just on chin and nowhere else.

Or just a mustache.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
Carnivean
UG Board King
Join date: Jun 2006
100 IQ
#12
Don't do facial hair until you're like old.
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Joshua Garcia
An actual big boy
Join date: Jun 2009
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#13
I don't have much of a beard anyways.
Though I do have a mustache that could be shaved.
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ali.guitarkid7
Gets Easier
Join date: Oct 2009
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#15
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Agreed. Don't grow facial hair until you're >40 y/o

and then avoid playgrounds/the public in general
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every. single. time.
theguitarist
I closed your thread.
Join date: Sep 2003
100 IQ
#17
Quote by element4433
I'm looking through the "Sexy Ugers" threads. And most of you with facial hair would look so much better without facial hair.

Shave it, bros.



bro, I hope you don't mean me cause


I look like I'm 13 with it all gone.


srs.


those rare occasions I clean shave,
everyone's all like
'oh
clean shave huh?
no flirt for you today.
mmm, go away'
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
300 IQ
#18
Quote by theguitarist
bro, I hope you don't mean me cause


I look like I'm 13 with it all gone.


srs.


those rare occasions I clean shave,
everyone's all like
'oh
clean shave huh?
no flirt for you today.
mmm, go away'
Dude I've said like three places how hot you are. Work it, giiirl.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
Milan999
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2005
66 IQ
#19
So don't clean shave, leave stubble. Bitches love stubble. Bitches generally don't like beards.

I only grow mine out for Movember and to support the Leafs/Rams/Jays/Raptors. Safe to say, I've never had a playoff beard.
theguitarist
I closed your thread.
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100 IQ
#20
Quote by element4433
Dude I've said like three places how hot you are. Work it, giiirl.


o


cool.


O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
Carnivean
UG Board King
Join date: Jun 2006
100 IQ
#21
Quote by Milan999
NHL playoffs are around the corner, you guys can all **** right off.


Isn't that Canada's national motto or something?
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ryan_nadon
ass brain
Join date: Mar 2008
10 IQ
#22
Quote by Milan999
So don't clean shave, leave stubble. Bitches love stubble. Bitches generally don't like beards.

I only grow mine out for Movember and to support the Leafs/Rams/Jays/Raptors. Safe to say, I've never had a playoff beard.

How the hell does that support anything?
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
Milan999
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2005
66 IQ
#23
Quote by Carnivean
Isn't that Canada's national motto or something?


It's actually on our military insignia.

EDIT: It doesn't. I meant in solidarity. It's tradition.
Thrashtastic15
socialist cuz bernie xd
Join date: Mar 2009
10 IQ
#24
Quote by Milan999
So don't clean shave, leave stubble. Bitches love stubble. Bitches generally don't like beards.

Pretty much. I had a Jay tier beard for a long time but I think it's better without facial hair. Doesn't suit my face. I mean, I could grow facial hair properly and it still didn't work. It certainly doesn't work if you have teenage patchy thin facial hair.

I'll probably grow one for the Leafs though. Just because who knows when I'll have the chance to again, eh?
Tempoe
. . . ∆ . . .
Join date: Oct 2008
210 IQ
#25
that's not important


what do you mean grow one for the leafs, like until they get knock out the playoffs? hopefully they go all the way...lol, if they do I'll fly home to toronto just for the party


I do shave every 4-5 days though
Last edited by Tempoe at Apr 17, 2013,
Milan999
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2005
66 IQ
#26
Quote by Thrashtastic15
Pretty much. I had a Jay tier beard for a long time but I think it's better without facial hair. Doesn't suit my face. I mean, I could grow facial hair properly and it still didn't work. It certainly doesn't work if you have teenage patchy thin facial hair.

I'll probably grow one for the Leafs though. Just because who knows when I'll have the chance to again, eh?


Buddy, last time they made it I think I was 13/14. This has been eight years in the making. You bet your ass I'm growing one.
Thrashtastic15
socialist cuz bernie xd
Join date: Mar 2009
10 IQ
#27
Quote by Milan999
Buddy, last time they made it I think I was 13/14. This has been eight years in the making. You bet your ass I'm growing one.

I'm in the same boat. I couldn't even grow facial hair last time they were in the playoffs.
fail
Custom Mandy Moore avatar
Join date: Jan 2008
30 IQ
#28
I've been cultivating my beard for years and no mod's gonna stop me
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theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
230 IQ
#29
My belly is hair free.
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Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


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Read this please.
Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
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#30
By the way, is it abnormal to have seemingly black facial hair with brown hair and eyes? Please say it isn't.
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
stratman_13
666lb bongsession
Join date: Jun 2007
190 IQ
#31
I look incredibly stupid without facial hair.

There is zero chance of it leaving my face
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How do you say "I'm okay" to an answering machine?

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lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
300 IQ
#32
Quote by stratman_13
I look incredibly stupid without facial hair.

There is zero chance of it leaving my face
Your beard is fine, as long as you keep it trimmed right.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
stratman_13
666lb bongsession
Join date: Jun 2007
190 IQ
#33
That's a given. Never understood the point of the giant scraggly beard.

Unless you're Billy Gibbons.
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How do you say "I'm okay" to an answering machine?

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Gyroscope
UG Senior Member
Join date: Jul 2006
20 IQ
#35
Quote by Milan999
So don't clean shave, leave stubble. Bitches love stubble. Bitches generally don't like beards.

How would you do that anyways, just use an electric razor?
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stratman_13
666lb bongsession
Join date: Jun 2007
190 IQ
#36
Quote by Thrashtastic15
or a 1000 year old viking

Same deal though, really

Billy's tone lies in his beard. The power of the Viking also lies in his beard.
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lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
300 IQ
#37
This thread is more about the facial hair dumb high schoolers grow than full beards.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
priest.fan.
UG Monkey
Join date: Dec 2004
20 IQ
#38
To be honest seeing all these threads just now has actually made me think that UG is a large community of people in desperate need of fashion and grooming advice lol
uhh_me?
schmendrick.
Join date: May 2004
371 IQ
#39
Pretty confident that on the whole the mods are way more attractive than the general user population.

Backdoor complimenting myself, yeah!
BottleOfSmoke
Ritual Killer
Join date: Jan 2006
61 IQ
#40
Quote by element4433
I'm looking through the "Sexy Ugers" threads. And most of you with facial hair would look so much better without facial hair.

Shave it, bros.

Not cool, bro, not cool.
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
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