Ok damn, im gonna have to post this real life shyt even though its embarrassing

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#1
OK, I am a social outcast. I go to university to become educated. I have been trying to be mainstream living in the US to be hip and cool for the past about 3 years now. I come from an era with many sweet east asians. I love to dance and sing. Well I come to life in America and go to uni. I go to top 12 uni. It really is a great uni. I am a computer science major and even have laptop with AMD processor, it run great and play game well.HERE IS MY PROBLEM I go to the gym and lift. So much so i can chest press 185x5 on smith nautilus. I froshman year try to be cool and join frat. I only rushed top-tiers and did not get a bid, I went back to my dorm and cried. Since being at college I have gotten into 1 out of 20 paerties I try to go to, i was stuck in line ( I am of good build. Also in American uni, i think many women work at campus but dont go to class, i have no women in my electrical circuits class or my C# programming, or even in easy java. I am getting built and ripped, but have not even kiss women at uni. I think I have good style I wear all the cool brands like Jordan, Polo Pants, and spurrys. I even shower and brush my teeth 4 times a week...what do I do. My father wears wrangler jeans and he even has laid his wife in college. I need help...


Uploaded is a pic of me to evaluate, I would also appreciate social skill help and also weight routine. I love american sports, if any of u go to uni and want to party with me please tell me.





here is my leg progress, i have even shaved my legs to wear those short Polo Pants

#2
very few women in CS, bro
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#9
Do you still wear a livestrong-bracelet? You might want to lose that.

And where are you from originally, if I may ask?
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#12
Evidence point #1:
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I have been trying.... to be hip and cool

Evidence point #2:
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I love to dance and sing.

Evidence point #3:
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I go to the gym and lift. So much so i can chest press 185x5 on smith nautilus.

Evidence point #4:
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I went back to my dorm and cried.

Evidence point #5:
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I am of good build.

Evidence point #6:
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I think I have good style I wear all the cool brands like Jordan, Polo Pants, and spurrys.

Apparent problem:
Quote by jeff_vangundy
I am getting built and ripped, but have not even kiss women at uni.

I think I've cracked the case.


You're actually gay.


Either you're lying to us about yourself or you are living in a M Night Shymalan film. I'd be willing to bet the latter.
#14
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What the mong? I can't decide if this is a troll or not.

I am not a troll like living under a bridge if those are what you mean
#15
Talk to Sam. He knows all about being a CS major. Just in case you didn't know. And he knows about women. He has a fiancée. Just in case you didn't know.
Last edited by TheChaz at Apr 18, 2013,
#17
'I am a computer science major and even have laptop with AMD processor'

I'm surprised you aren't constantly being jumped by frothing women.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#19
Quote by Todd Hart
'I am a computer science major and even have laptop with AMD processor'

I'm surprised you aren't constantly being jumped by frothing women.

Feck me I missed that first time round.

m8 i've got quad core 4ghz amd

do u even proces m8?
#22
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Feck me I missed that first time round.

m8 i've got quad core 4ghz amd

do u even proces m8?



I'm surprised you aren't constantly being jumped by frothing m- oh wait.

This thread is God tier.
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#27
fine, what i expect...more resentment and hate. YOU ALL ARE THE FRAT THAT made me cry. i just wanted brothers, i try to say sup bro to guys, but they arent my brothers. i have been on totalfratmove.come and copying their aneurisms....i only had levi jeans and a southpole tshirt on. i am ashamed
#28
Dude, frat guys are lame as hell. It's just a continuation of teenage bullshit. Be an adult.
My God, it's full of stars!
#29
Do universities in America actually have the whole frat thing going on? 'cause I go to a university with a partial sports focus and they're almost all stellar guys and girls.
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#30
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Do universities in America actually have the whole frat thing going on?


Oh yeah.
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#32
Quote by Todd Hart
Do universities in America actually have the whole frat thing going on? 'cause I go to a university with a partial sports focus and they're almost all stellar guys and girls.



Depends on what school and which fraternity, bro.
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#33
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Dude, frat guys are lame as hell. It's just a continuation of teenage bullshit. Be an adult.

But dude. He has an AMD processor.
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#34
Quote by Todd Hart
Do universities in America actually have the whole frat thing going on? 'cause I go to a university with a partial sports focus and they're almost all stellar guys and girls.



Yep, and it's exactly like what Dreadnought said: Just a bunch of teenage bullshit.


Seriously, it's like highschool 2.0


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Oh my god....
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#35
Quote by Jackal58
But dude. He has an AMD processor.


And he even brushes his teeth four times a week!

As opposed to the standard minimum of fourteen times a week

edit: ^ interesting. Maybe it's because you guys don't have a college step between school and uni, so lots of the assholes haven't been weeded out of education by being completely sidelined and laughed at throughout college.
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Last edited by Todd Hart at Apr 18, 2013,
#36
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But dude. He has an AMD processor.


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Stolen from the thread that Diamond Dave linked to lol
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#39
Cheer up dude(/troll?). If this is real I'd bet your problem is you're trying way too hard. Put your pants back on and relax.
#40
Wot. Just wat. What? Wut u sayin m8


The **** is this shit.


EDIT: Okay, look, your problem is that you're really trying too hard. You shouldn't give a shit about ze frat guys zat make you crie. You shouldn't give a shit about partying and getting laid if you're not actually at a party and talking to a girl.


Just, y'know...be less try-hard and more you. You seem like you're trying hard to look 'American' or something. **** that, be eastern european as ****. Go up to bitches and be like "pitchka usrana" and tell them it means they're pretty where you come from. **** with people and enjoy yourself
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at Apr 18, 2013,
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