#1
So I found an empty turtle shell yesterday while creek exploring. It's in pretty good condition, and I'm trying to think of something cool to do with it that's not turning it into an ashtray.

Discuss.
#2
I was gonna say ashtray.

Post pics.
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#3
Cereal bowl.
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#4
ashtray, soup bowl, bedside night toilet, key bowl,
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#7
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Fuck it.

I imagine that would chafe somewhat.
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#9
Yes, pics please.
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#10
Turn it around and create a percussive instrument out of it.

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#11
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I imagine that would chafe somewhat.

yeah, fucking a live turtle would be better
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#12
I was gonna say become a Ninja Turtle, but it sounds like its a small shell...?
#17
Throw it at Italian plumbers.
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#20
Kill Goombas with it.
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#22
Take it to Greece and propose it as a new currency.
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#23
Find the turtle and give it back to him.

Or wear it as a hat and become a superhero.
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#27
Use it as a projectile to cause the go-karter in front of you to spin out and then take his place.
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