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#4
Croydon's 15th least in the entire of England and Wales with a score of 3.931. Noobs. From looking at the map, York's between 1.3 and 1.75.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#5
Shocker - it's 'cos they're all out of their minds on Heroin and Shortbread.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#6
Luckily I only ever go to Paisley or Renfrew when I'm in that neck of the woods. Saying that though, Paisley and Renfrew are to Glasgow what Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy are to Ted Bundy in the episode of South Park with Satan's sweet 16th party.
#8
So what else is new?
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#9
Pepper fk off with your pseudo Scottish bollocks. Never forget your a foreigner, and would get your cvnt kicked in if you opened your gob any night of the week

Love From Scotland
#10
lol what
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
Cos of all the fenians!

#WATP #NOSURRENDER #1690
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#12
Quote by Masquirina
Oh my goodness, 2.7 homicides per 100,000 that's adorable. And we have twice as many overall suicides than homicides by gun, so what now? You definitely beat australia though, where there are only 1.8 murders per 100,000 (sissies).

Check out our sex offenders too.

Is there a doctor in the house who treats being served? Because I think you just got.


Fvuk up ya Peado.
Philly nobjockeys use guns. We use bottles o Bucky.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#13
Quote by Lucky-Luciano
Pepper fk off with your pseudo Scottish bollocks. Never forget your a foreigner, and would get your cvnt kicked in if you opened your gob any night of the week

Love From Scotland


:O

Square gooooo like ya wee shite!
#14
Detroit welcomes their little Scottish brothers to the hood.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#15
Quote by I.O.T.M
Cos of all the fenians!

#WATP #NOSURRENDER #1690



Were up to knees in fenian blood
surrender or youll die!


Glaswegians are actually the friendliest folk around.

Youll get stabbed, but then get directions to the hospital.
#16
Hey we're only 5th worst! That's not so bad


Quote by Masquirina
Oh my goodness, 2.7 homicides per 100,000 that's adorable. And we have twice as many overall suicides than homicides by gun, so what now? You definitely beat australia though, where there are only 1.8 murders per 100,000 (sissies).

Check out our sex offenders too.

Is there a doctor in the house who treats being served? Because I think you just got.

Guns
Last edited by captainsnazz at Apr 24, 2013,
#17
So they're wasting money on things we already knew.

Next up they'll conduct a study to find out whether water is wet.
#21
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
But why are you proud of that, Phil? Why?


We gotta be number 1 at something.
#23
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
But why are you proud of that, Phil? Why?



We're decended from vikings and celts.

We are cool with cannibalism as long as its deep fried.
#27
**** yeah
and the guy shouting at the street outside just reminded me to lock my door
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#28
Pft, glasgow's lovely.
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#30
Well, the West End's nice.
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#32
Quote by DeadlyIllness
Them Scotch

ur 1 cheeky cunt m8
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#34
Camden New Jersey is worse then anywhere I the UK, get to our violence level you lasy Brits. U.S.A.
USA! USA! USA! USA!
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#35
Quote by magnus_maximus
This is a surprise to literally nobody anywhere.


The study was done by Australians and Americans. It's good that they be recognizin'. Street Cred wat up!
#38
Quote by Nero Galon
Can't say the same for Wrexham :P

I'm surprised Swansea was on that article, they're a load of knobheads over there.
#40
Quote by Philip_pepper
Is it THAT nice though?


Totez, if you ignore all the bums.
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
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