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Novacane...
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2008
177 IQ
#3
Scum
Quote by kertets
Only losers post their opinions on the internet.
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#4
Croydon's 15th least in the entire of England and Wales with a score of 3.931. Noobs. From looking at the map, York's between 1.3 and 1.75.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


metacarpi
Too old for this ****
Join date: Aug 2007
894 IQ
#5
Shocker - it's 'cos they're all out of their minds on Heroin and Shortbread.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
Deliriumbassist
UG's only DB
Join date: Apr 2006
2,387 IQ
#6
Luckily I only ever go to Paisley or Renfrew when I'm in that neck of the woods. Saying that though, Paisley and Renfrew are to Glasgow what Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy are to Ted Bundy in the episode of South Park with Satan's sweet 16th party.
Weaponized
Creaky
Join date: Mar 2011
1,756 IQ
#7
lol classic scots
Quote by Neo Evil11 at #33611170
If she is poor then she is a fucking idiot despite being an atheist.


last.fm
SMH07
Chat shít get banged
Join date: Aug 2007
126 IQ
#8
So what else is new?
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
Lucky-Luciano
Banned
Join date: Apr 2013
94 IQ
#9
Pepper fk off with your pseudo Scottish bollocks. Never forget your a foreigner, and would get your cvnt kicked in if you opened your gob any night of the week

Love From Scotland
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#10
lol what
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


I.O.T.M
I'MA MAKE YOU HURT
Join date: Aug 2008
452 IQ
#11
Cos of all the fenians!

#WATP #NOSURRENDER #1690
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
Nameless742
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
924 IQ
#12
Quote by Masquirina
Oh my goodness, 2.7 homicides per 100,000 that's adorable. And we have twice as many overall suicides than homicides by gun, so what now? You definitely beat australia though, where there are only 1.8 murders per 100,000 (sissies).

Check out our sex offenders too.

Is there a doctor in the house who treats being served? Because I think you just got.


Fvuk up ya Peado.
Philly nobjockeys use guns. We use bottles o Bucky.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
Philip_pepper
Banned
Join date: Apr 2008
4,955 IQ
#13
Quote by Lucky-Luciano
Pepper fk off with your pseudo Scottish bollocks. Never forget your a foreigner, and would get your cvnt kicked in if you opened your gob any night of the week

Love From Scotland


:O

Square gooooo like ya wee shite!
Jackal58
Pit Daddy
Join date: Mar 2007
2,486 IQ
#14
Detroit welcomes their little Scottish brothers to the hood.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
Lucky-Luciano
Banned
Join date: Apr 2013
94 IQ
#15
Quote by I.O.T.M
Cos of all the fenians!

#WATP #NOSURRENDER #1690



Were up to knees in fenian blood
surrender or youll die!


Glaswegians are actually the friendliest folk around.

Youll get stabbed, but then get directions to the hospital.
captainsnazz
~
Join date: Jul 2010
578 IQ
#16
Hey we're only 5th worst! That's not so bad


Quote by Masquirina
Oh my goodness, 2.7 homicides per 100,000 that's adorable. And we have twice as many overall suicides than homicides by gun, so what now? You definitely beat australia though, where there are only 1.8 murders per 100,000 (sissies).

Check out our sex offenders too.

Is there a doctor in the house who treats being served? Because I think you just got.

Guns
Last edited by captainsnazz at Apr 24, 2013,
Malchius
....
Join date: Jul 2008
113 IQ
#17
So they're wasting money on things we already knew.

Next up they'll conduct a study to find out whether water is wet.
burghUK
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2011
162 IQ
#19
Finally glasgow has achieved something , cute really.
Philip_pepper
Banned
Join date: Apr 2008
4,955 IQ
#21
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
But why are you proud of that, Phil? Why?


We gotta be number 1 at something.
Lucky-Luciano
Banned
Join date: Apr 2013
94 IQ
#23
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
But why are you proud of that, Phil? Why?



We're decended from vikings and celts.

We are cool with cannibalism as long as its deep fried.
Philip_pepper
Banned
Join date: Apr 2008
4,955 IQ
#25
Quote by captainsnazz
He's a naturalised Scot now.


Actually, it's Stockholm Syndrome.
willT08
Banned
Join date: Jul 2009
2,923 IQ
#26
Second most peaceful.

Us Home counties lads settle things like men
Hydra150
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
1,793 IQ
#27
**** yeah
and the guy shouting at the street outside just reminded me to lock my door
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
steve_muse
beating a dead forum
Join date: Dec 2007
419 IQ
#28
Pft, glasgow's lovely.
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
steve_muse
beating a dead forum
Join date: Dec 2007
419 IQ
#30
Well, the West End's nice.
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
Hydra150
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
1,793 IQ
#32
Quote by DeadlyIllness
Them Scotch

ur 1 cheeky cunt m8
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
losing battle
UG's Trollestia
Join date: Feb 2007
2,508 IQ
#34
Camden New Jersey is worse then anywhere I the UK, get to our violence level you lasy Brits. U.S.A.
USA! USA! USA! USA!
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
Philip_pepper
Banned
Join date: Apr 2008
4,955 IQ
#35
Quote by magnus_maximus
This is a surprise to literally nobody anywhere.


The study was done by Australians and Americans. It's good that they be recognizin'. Street Cred wat up!
K'Nuckles
The president of ass
Join date: Aug 2011
1,785 IQ
#38
Quote by Nero Galon
Can't say the same for Wrexham :P

I'm surprised Swansea was on that article, they're a load of knobheads over there.
steve_muse
beating a dead forum
Join date: Dec 2007
419 IQ
#40
Quote by Philip_pepper
Is it THAT nice though?


Totez, if you ignore all the bums.
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.