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#41
Quote by K'Nuckles
I'm surprised Swansea was on that article, they're a load of knobheads over there.


Yeah it has very rough areas.

South accents, I want.
#43
Flint, Michigan had 52 homicides out of it's population of 101,000 people. That is 25x more murders than Glasgow. You silly Scots think you're so hard
Last edited by RPGoof at Apr 24, 2013,
#44
Quote by RPGoof
Flint, Michigan had 52 homicides out of it's population of 101,000 people. That is 25x more murders than Glasgow. You silly Scots think you're so hard

Heh, and Flint's just a tinyass town, right? Imagine how many homicides Detroit has.
#47
Quote by Nero Galon
Can't say the same for Wrexham :P


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dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
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#51
Flint and Detroit are both shit holes.
Not sure why you guys are celebrating the fact that your shit hole is more violent than some body else's shit hole.
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#52
Of course Glasgow is number 1 in violence, have you ever heard the Glasgow smile? It's where they slice your mouth open from the corners of your mouth to your ears
#53
only in the uk and us is being most violent an achievement
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#54
Quote by RPGoof
Flint, Michigan had 52 homicides out of it's population of 101,000 people. That is 25x more murders than Glasgow. You silly Scots think you're so hard


If we had guns we'd double that shit
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#57
Quote by K'Nuckles
I'm surprised Swansea was on that article, they're a load of knobheads over there.


Everyone's too cunted on bonzai and gettin' measles to go about murderin'.
#58
Quote by K'Nuckles
Isn't that a Chelsea Grin?


There are a million names for it. Glasgow just wants to feel special about it right now.

BUt also
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#60
someone has to be #1
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#63
Does the horrible vowel-raping that is the Glasweigian accent count as a violent crime?


Also, after viewing Glasgow crime stats: amateurs..
#64
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lol, my dad's from glasgow and my mom from airdrie...


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#65
Quote by Trowzaa
I met a guy from Wrexham at Leeds Fest. He was a bare twat.


Yeah some proper twats here, decent people are hard to come by.

And I prefer the south accents to the accents here, its kinda strange our accents up here. Its like a mix of Welsh and Scouse because we're so close to Liverpool.

Anyone know what accents are like in Bangor by any chance, think I met some people from there and their accents were just the best.
#66
What do they define as violence in that survey? Muggings and paddyswappings?

If by violence it means fist fights, bar room brawls, and sword fights (nohomo err.. even ifhomo mebbe), that'd be pretty cool. All worthy of a chest pump from the world, probably.

Or are they more than likely referring to heinous types of shit that would make even Syria shiver?

Like way too many patricides wouldn't be all that elevating to Scotland, i'm thnking. And I can imagine some other creepy crimes one probably wouldn't want to fist pump ones mother about.

Either way, nice job bro. I would have guessed Chechnya or Dagistan.

(I made up the word paddyswappings)
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#67
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I'm pretty sure Glasgow's also supposed to be one of the friendliest cities in the world as well.

It is!
#68
Quote by captainsnazz
This is simply not true


Turn's out it was voted that a few years ago.

It really is just a few bad areas that brings Glasgow down. It's one of my favourite cities in the world and in the vast amount of time I've spent in Glasgow I've never once felt unsafe.
#69
An old guy came into the shop where I work and loudly proclaimed that it was 'utter bullshit' that we did not sell slippers.
I work in a tool shop.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#70
Quote by Hydra150
An old guy came into the shop where I work and loudly proclaimed that it was 'utter bullshit' that we did not sell slippers.
I work in a tool shop.

#71
Man, Stirling just sucks: we weren't peaceful enough to get mentioned, but we weren't violent enough either! In fact, neither were Edinburgh or Linlithgow...clearly having a castle is the way to avoid being noticed!
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#74
Search for "Glasgow burd" on certain nefarious websites. First video. That tells you all you need to know about Glasgow.

Sorted?
Last edited by el_paso at Apr 25, 2013,
#75
You want to edit the wording of that so that it doesn't say what it says and you don't get banned^
Quote by el_paso

Sorted?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Last edited by Hydra150 at Apr 25, 2013,
#76
Quote by el_paso
Search for "Glasgow burd" on certain nefarious websites. First video. That tells you all you need to know about Glasgow.

Sorted?


Haha, reminds me a bit of 'Big Fat Ange' from Wigan.
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#77
Quote by rpd
Haha, reminds me a bit of 'Big Fat Ange' from Wigan.


"Move yer fat clobber hand"
#78
Quote by el_paso
"Move yer fat clobber hand"


1,2,3, Pit Pony.
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#80
Quote by SaintsofNowhere
lol english crime, that's an oxymoron

they don't have enough black people to know what real crime is


LMAO I hope you're not serious xD