#1
So I was hanging out with an old friend the other day and he was showing me a project guitar he just finished making. It looked nice, had a maple bolt on with a floyd and strat style body. So after he took it out, he wanted to show me how good it sounded. He plugs it in and tries to pull a dimebag squealie. Next thing you know, the guitar let out this death shriek of a pop and two of the four bolts on the neck detached from the body. It was truly the craziest thing I have ever seen, and did seem to be somewhat devastating to my buddy's ego (but he'll get over that). Anyway, I want to know if this has ever happened to anyone, or just in general, what is the craziest thing that has happened to you or your guitar whilst playing.
#2
It got a zit once.
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#5
I busted a string when tuning the string down once.
Actually twice.
Weird.
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#6
this one time my guitar was like yolo and took some acid before going to school after a crazy all nighter lol it was crazy
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#7
I dropped an 8-track player and it rolled like 3 feet and hit my PRS. Left a little dent on the front, but not so bad. Could've been a lot worse.

I was still livid.
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#8
It got cocky.
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise!"

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#11
This happened to my old roommate in college. We had just adopted a pit bull puppy. Now he had some accidents in the house but no one was expecting this. My friend put his guitar down on the floor for literally less than 3 minutes (we were jamming) and when we came back there was a huge shit on top of the body, and not a solid one, one of those "I'm a puppy and still getting use to the new food your feeding me" type of gooey shits. I mean it was everywhere dude. On the strings, in the little spaces in between the pickup and the cavity, in his floyd rose, it was EVERYWHERE. Poor guy spent the better part of a day going to town as delicately as he could with a tooth brush trying to clean/disinfect it. To this day I refuse to touch or play his guitar lol.
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#15
it is pathetic how many people believe that flying v story
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it is pathetic how many people believe that flying v story

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#20
It was sprayed with blood when my dad accidentally chopped off the top part of his pinkie finger.
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#21
I chundered all over one of them once. Standard.
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it is pathetic how many people believe that flying v story

Gotta say, I agree with this.
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#24
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This.

As if you had a valid opinion.
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let's dial it back a tad

that horrible typo was intentional.... >_>
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#27
I was staying at a mate's flat once (band practice), and I got up in the middle of the night to find someone had broken in and was in the lounge looking to pinch my laptop, but he hadn't noticed me at the door. Not really thinking, I grabbed my bass (which was in the lounge as well) and strode towards him. He heard me and turned around, shat himself, and tried to jump out the window he had come in. I swung as he leapt out the window and smashed him in the side, breaking one of my pickups. He ran off holding his side and swearing, and it was only then I sort of woke up and realised what I had just done haha. I was a bit pissed I had broken my bass, but it was nice to know there was some ****o out there with a big Ibanez-shaped bruise on his side.
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let's dial it back a tad

that horrible typo was intentional.... >_>



kudos for the effort.
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#29
My mom accidentally hooked my guitar strap with her purse while passing by and it fell on her feet. The whammy bar went through her shoe and stuck into her osteoporosis plagued foot.

Never do I want to hear my mom say "GET THAT OUT OF ME' again.

Crazy.
#31
i just find it a bit odd how people are so quick to believe an outrageous story (that doesn't even make physiological sense) from a guy that ****s ponies is all
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i just find it a bit odd how people are so quick to believe an outrageous story (that doesn't even make physiological sense) from a guy that ****s ponies is all

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#36
I played it once
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#37
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Craziest thing,? mine's lost it's head.

hey at least you could replace it with a gibson headstock and your friends will stop thinking youre gay
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hey at least you could replace it with a gibson headstock and your friends will stop thinking youre gay



I plan on just building a custom one using the hardware from that one when I have the time/money.