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Hey pit, with complete reckless abandon, and against my better judgement, help me name my unborn illegitimate son. We got 'till August, before the the little son of a bitch gets here. So let the idiocracy begin.

Personally I like standard Patriotic American names, if it were up to me, I'd name him, General Patton, or Stonewall Jackson, or John Wayne, or the like. But I'll take some advice from some ya' youngster foreign delegates.

Maybe, although entirely un-pit-esque, we will even get a serious response.

I will let you know of the final result.

Maybe even a poll in the future.
"Pain or damage don't end the world nor despair, nor fuckin' beatings. The world ends when you're dead, until then you have more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back."
#2
Keith.

Or Joshua Garcia.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#10
Dee Pitt
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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#11
Mittens.

Then when people come over you can be all like "let me show you Mittens. Come here, Mittens!!" And everyone will be like "omg he has a kitty! I hope... eh ...oh. A kid."

Real answer: give him a normal name, like a non-jackass parent.
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#13
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whoomit


Where is Whoomit?

Is Whoomit banned?

Should definately be theguitarist, because he's the sexy one right?
"Pain or damage don't end the world nor despair, nor fuckin' beatings. The world ends when you're dead, until then you have more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back."
#14
Name him ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1599041

"Josh?" "Here!" "Max?" "He's absent!" "ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1599041" "Present!"
#15
Quote by AeroRocker
Real answer: give him a normal name, like a non-jackass parent.

Aw c'mon man. It's not as bad as this:

Almost though.
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Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Apr 24, 2013,
#16
Artemus
Johann
Ulysses
Mortimer

Take your pick.
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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#18
Quote by AeroRocker
Mittens.

Then when people come over you can be all like "let me show you Mittens. Come here, Mittens!!" And everyone will be like "omg he has a kitty! I hope... eh ...oh. A kid."

Real answer: give him a normal name, like a non-jackass parent.

I thought about doing that, but opposite. Get a dog and name it like Freddie, and then I'd tell new people, "You'll have to ask Freddie if that's alright, first"

Then I'd call for Freddie and a dog would come out.


**** you, it's funny.
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#21
If I was having a bastard I'd seriously name him Jon Snow.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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#23
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Aw c'mon man. It's not as bad as this:

Almost though.


Courage Wolf is quite possibly the greatest name of all time.

His name is Courage, for ****'s sake!

Anyways, OP: Name the little accident "Joshua Garcia".
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I am so sorry for my mother's "escapades"...
#24
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If I was having a bastard I'd seriously name him Jon Snow.


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#25
I knew a security guard called Courage.

He was a ****.
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Sure upgrading your gear will make you sound better.


#26
Dzhokhar.
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That's some nice hair you've got there.


I'm watching you.


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If I was a rich man in 17th century Britain, I'd totally adopt Alec and make him my heir.

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#27
Jay Seeney

He will be the coolest kid on the block



But if you give a child a fucked up name you really don't deserve to have children
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#33
Harding
Ike
Roosevelt
Madison
Bush

Bush would be an amazing first name for a boy.
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#34
Booker or Comstock.
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#35
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Name him ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1599041

"Josh?" "Here!" "Max?" "He's absent!" "ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1599041" "Present!"

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lard::..
#37
get married so your child doesn't have to live its life as a bastard and suffer through such negative social repercussions as a result of your immoral behavior

wait, are you telling me this isn't the 1950s? Well then...

go to google, google a random name generator, and bam, you got yourself a name
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#39
Jamez with a z.
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