#1
So yesterday I went to go see a doctor because I thought I had strep throat, but it turns out I have mono. Does anyone in the pit know of some home remedies or whatever to help treat it?
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#3
Already tried it, it didn't work
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#9
My sister went through mono last month. There's nothing you can do except for pain management. It's a virus, you have to let it run its course.
#10
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Couldn't you have like asked your doctor when you were there...?

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#12
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prepare to feel like shit for like a year

My sister had it and felt all shitty for like 3 weeks. You can be potentially be still contagious for like a year though, before and after symptoms show and disappear.
#13
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Couldn't you have like asked your doctor when you were there...?

Call me an idiot, but it kind of slipped my mind at the time
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#14
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My sister had it and felt all shitty for like 3 weeks. You can be potentially be still contagious for like a year though, before and after symptoms show and disappear.
3 weeks is one year somewhere
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Call me an idiot, but it kind of slipped my mind at the time

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#16
As with any virus you want to get to the root of the problem, which in the case of mono is the spleen. You will want to apply as much blunt force to your spleen as possible, to beat the virus into submission.
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#17
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#18
I don't recommend this, but I drank heavily through my entire week of having mono. Treated mono like the bitch that it is.

Not only am I damn cool, but I also have a drinking problem.
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#19
Bleach kills most germs. Try a syringe full of Clorox in your ass.

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#21
um, why didn't they give you steroids or any other medication?


Just warning you. It can be bad. I felt like death for a month and lost like 15-20 pounds. And I was already skinny....
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#22
gargle the **** out of everything. gargle hot ass salt honey water, make it thick and nastey to help knock all the chunkies out of your throat. then gargle mouth wash after, and repeat that as often as you can. thats how i got rid of my strep. just gotta clean those tonsils.
#23
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um, why didn't they give you steroids or any other medication?


Just warning you. It can be bad. I felt like death for a month and lost like 15-20 pounds. And I was already skinny....


shit i need to get mono
i could stand losing 15-20 pounds
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gargle the **** out of everything. gargle hot ass salt honey water, make it thick and nastey to help knock all the chunkies out of your throat. then gargle mouth wash after, and repeat that as often as you can. thats how i got rid of my strep. just gotta clean those tonsils.

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#25
Lots of opiates and sleep. Lots. I had mono in 6th grade over xmas break. I could barely even get out of bed without risking my spleen rupturing.
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#26
Sleep. That's about it. Just be glad you only have mono... The EBV (what causes mono in most cases) gave me this rare, nearly fatal autoimmune disorder. That was fun.
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Sleep. That's about it. Just be glad you only have mono... The EBV (what causes mono in most cases) gave me this rare, nearly fatal autoimmune disorder. That was fun.

Just be glad you only had that rare, nearly fatal autoimmune disorder... I'm dead.
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