What happens when you text your parents pretending to be a drug dealer?

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#2
Sue this has been made....

Could have been YLYL...
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#3
I was expecting a shit thread, but this is actually pretty funny.
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#5
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I was expecting a shit thread, but this is actually pretty funny.

This.
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#6
Only like halfway through, I've lol'd at several.

Edit: I think this is my favorite. That last line gets me pretty good.

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#7
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I was doing alright til this one.
Spat my tea everywhere

Was away to post this one haha
#9
Well this sucks.
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#11
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16 got me good.

No kidding
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#14
I actually sell weed to my dad, so there you go.
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#15
Nathan for you is a shit show. And this is not funny at all. Well, maybe if you're like 14 or something.
#16
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Obviously fake and not that funny.

I disagree. Why does it have to be fake?
#17
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I disagree. Why does it have to be fake?



Because as popular are they were, not everyone uses iphones anymore. And literally every single one of these was supposedly done with one.
#18
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Because as popular are they were, not everyone uses iphones anymore. And literally every single one of these was supposedly done with one.

That is a good point, I'll admit.

Personally, I don't even really like this show, I just think some of these texts are funny.
#19
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Only like halfway through, I've lol'd at several.

Edit: I think this is my favorite. That last line gets me pretty good.


Well he did say get a job ASAP.
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#20
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Because as popular are they were, not everyone uses iphones anymore. And literally every single one of these was supposedly done with one.

Someone on the article commented saying that it may be down to users of other phones not knowing how to do a screenshot.
#21
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Someone on the article commented saying that it may be down to users of other phones not knowing how to do a screenshot.



Teens not knowing how to screen shot their phones? Or google if they don't know?
#22
I actually don't know how to take screenshots on my Nexus. I've stumbled upon it a few times when messing with the lock button but still uncertain
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#23
fake or not have me some good lols
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#24
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Because as popular are they were, not everyone uses iphones anymore. And literally every single one of these was supposedly done with one.

He retweeted them. So what you're saying is that he made them all up, made fake twitters years ago, tweeted normal stuff with all of them, waited years, tweeted this idea, and now we're where we're at?

You know that you can go to his twitter to look at this stuff, right?
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#25
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He retweeted them. So what you're saying is that he made them all up, made fake twitters years ago, tweeted normal stuff with all of them, waited years, tweeted this idea, and now we're where we're at?

You know that you can go to his twitter to look at this stuff, right?


Good job detective.

#26


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#28
this is hilarious
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#29
I laughed the hardest at this one:

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#31
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never heard my mother say 'lol'

And so therefore, nobody else's mother does?
#32
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He retweeted them. So what you're saying is that he made them all up, made fake twitters years ago, tweeted normal stuff with all of them, waited years, tweeted this idea, and now we're where we're at?

You know that you can go to his twitter to look at this stuff, right?


He probably didn't mean fake in the sense that the guy had made all these himself. Most likely the people who sent them in didn't actually text their parents but made up the messages togheter with their friends instead.
That's the vibe i get from most of these anyway. Partly due to the "parents" writing a lot like teenagers.
#33
Quote by Gantz92
He probably didn't mean fake in the sense that the guy had made all these himself. Most likely the people who sent them in didn't actually text their parents but made up the messages togheter with their friends instead.
That's the vibe i get from most of these anyway. Partly due to the "parents" writing a lot like teenagers.

You're giving parents way too much credit
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#34
Quote by Gantz92
He probably didn't mean fake in the sense that the guy had made all these himself. Most likely the people who sent them in didn't actually text their parents but made up the messages togheter with their friends instead.
That's the vibe i get from most of these anyway. Partly due to the "parents" writing a lot like teenagers.

Actually, a lot of them sound exactly how I would expect the parents to react

Some of these sound like they could be my mom, lol
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#35
Like 95% of my graduating high school class had parents who act like they're teenagers. Or try to act like they're teenagers. Not every parent is an upper middle class WASP
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#36
Quote by lolmnt
Like 95% of my graduating high school class had parents who act like they're teenagers. Or try to act like they're teenagers. Not every parent is an upper middle class WASP

Well, for sure there's not a parent alive who's a DINK.
#37
If I did this to my mom she wouldn't reply she'd just call me straight up

My dad would be funny though. Yesterday he texted "k" and I said "Koo" without thinking and 5 seconds later

"EXCUSE ME. WHO IS KOO 🙀"

"I TOLD U ALR, u cannot become involved with Chinese boys. Who is koo"
"They don't know how to open the door for you. They will act like those green morph suit men and won't show respect. They always crash their cars-when we go to parking lot, why is it that the rich Chinese businessmen always have dirty cars? They cannot take care of it and they will not take care of u"

I wish I knew how to upload screenshots from my phone
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#38
Quote by guitarxo
If I did this to my mom she wouldn't reply she'd just call me straight up

My dad would be funny though. Yesterday he texted "k" and I said "Koo" without thinking and 5 seconds later

"EXCUSE ME. WHO IS KOO 🙀"

"I TOLD U ALR, u cannot become involved with Chinese boys. Who is koo"
"They don't know how to open the door for you. They will act like those green morph suit men and won't show respect. They always crash their cars-when we go to parking lot, why is it that the rich Chinese businessmen always have dirty cars? They cannot take care of it and they will not take care of u"

I wish I knew how to upload screenshots from my phone




"They will act like those green morph suit men" is amazing
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Apr 26, 2013,
#39
Quote by guitarxo
If I did this to my mom she wouldn't reply she'd just call me straight up

My dad would be funny though. Yesterday he texted "k" and I said "Koo" without thinking and 5 seconds later

"EXCUSE ME. WHO IS KOO 🙀"

"I TOLD U ALR, u cannot become involved with Chinese boys. Who is koo"
"They don't know how to open the door for you. They will act like those green morph suit men and won't show respect. They always crash their cars-when we go to parking lot, why is it that the rich Chinese businessmen always have dirty cars? They cannot take care of it and they will not take care of u"

I wish I knew how to upload screenshots from my phone
lmao why are asian people so racist
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