Poll: Will you jerk it?
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Ima stroke that salami
68 78%
Im gonna be a paladin and not jerk it
19 22%
Voters: 87.
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#1
Not gonna spank the monkey for 30 days, starting in a few hours anyone down to do this as well?

Poll incoming
#4
Quote by TooktheAtrain
broscience, it's complete bullshit that it is beneficial.

More so for willpower training, I know that it's not beneficial.

Quote by guitarxo
Why are you doing this?

To train my brain bro
#5
I stopped jerking it for 6 weeks and now I speak Portuguese. Go for it.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#6
Quote by ErikLensherr
I stopped jerking it for 6 weeks and now I speak Portuguese. Go for it.

Hey, maybe if I go 12 weeks I'll learn Italian
#7
I live with my girlfriend. We sleep in the same bed. I still sometimes jerk it. Whatever.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#8
instead of 'willpower training' to stop yourself doing something, why not channel that energy you could use and do an extra something.

do it twice as much.
or just learn a new skill, thats cool too.
DONT RISK IT, BUY A BASS AMP
#9
Quote by macashmack
More so for willpower training, I know that it's not beneficial.


To train my brain bro


Any evidence that what you're doing is going to help?

You might be better off establishing new habits, that's evidenced to occur over two months and after that you can keep good practices for life with relative ease.
#10
I could do this, but there's no way I'm not having sex either.
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#11
Quote by TooktheAtrain
Any evidence that what you're doing is going to help?

You might be better off establishing new habits, that's evidenced to occur over two months and after that you can keep good practices for life with relative ease.

No evidence whatsoever.
What habits do you have in mind?

Quote by DonGlover
I could do this, but there's no way I'm not having sex either.

Well that kinda ruins the point though doesn't it?
#12
Why didn't you just keep this information in the great porn experiment thread? I don't really care.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#15
Quote by macashmack
Well that kinda ruins the point though doesn't it?

Yes, which is why I won't be participating.
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#16
I'd like to but I'm worried that I'll get prostate cancer after 30 days if I don't do it once a week. Plus, orgasms.


On your own brah.
#17
I masturbate while I masturbate about thinking about masturbating while taking a dump next to a masturbating son of a masturbator.

**** science
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Anyway I have technically statutory raped #nice

Quote by EndThecRinge51
once a girl and i promised to never leave each other

since that promise was broken

i dont make promises any more
#18



If you feel you are using porn and whaking it an unhealthy amount, I think you are just gonna feel shitty for 30 days. Those who do try to give it up because they feel they are addicted only report feeling good after like 90 days, iirc.
And I figure most of the benefit that people look for in terms of confidence is probably a placebo type effect, but whatever.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Last edited by Hydra150 at Apr 26, 2013,
#20
Quote by Hydra150
If you feel you are using porn and whaking it an unhealthy amount, I think you are just gonna feel shitty for 30 days. Those who do try to give it up because they feel they are addicted only report feeling good after like 90 days, iirc.
And I figure most of the benefit that people look for in terms of confidence is probably a placebo type effect, but whatever.

I actually was under the impression that the addiction is in porn, not masturbation. You're supposed to do jerk off at least once a week, since it's good for you.
#21
Quote by macashmack
No evidence whatsoever.
What habits do you have in mind?


Well, if you were to dedicate perhaps 5 minutes a day to something that would supplement your quality of life, it will become part of it, so long as you are diligent in spending small increments of time on whatever it is on a regular basis.

As you become more comfortable doing that, you can step it up incrementally, so 5 minutes becomes 10, then 20, or however much you want or need.

Willpower is not so powerful, it seems. When some were faced with life threatening coronary surgery, for example, few changed their eating habits, even post-surgery. The impetus for change was at its conceivable highest, yet they eschewed practices that would have saved them further surgery, death, etc.

Your goals can be anything you want, within reason. Some ideas might be:

Fitness regimes (like the 100 pushups program)
Mindfulness exercises (get the feeling they're not your cuppa though)
Creative writing
Music practice, obviously,
Study
Personal planning

and so on.
#22
The Air Force would never admit it, but they put that Salt Peter stuff in in the gatorade type drinks in the chow hall. Even looked weird. But we all drank it because it was delicious

Mentally, the best I've ever felt in my life. 6 weeks of not even thinking of p*ssy? It's amazing. Not to mention when you Finally jerk off again for the first time in 45+ days.........it's like the first time all over again It takes 2 minutes at most and you cum so hard that your pelvic area cramps up and you think you broke your dick somehow.

It's amazing. Do it.
Last edited by bdof at Apr 26, 2013,
#23
hey guy

use my thread
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#24
Quote by TooktheAtrain
Mindfulness exercises (get the feeling they're not your cuppa though)


Quote by bdof
The Air Force would never admit it, but they put that Salt Peter stuff in in the gatorade type drinks in the chow hall. Even looked weird. But we all drank it because it was delicious

Mentally, the best I've ever felt in my life. 6 weeks of not even thinking of p*ssy? It's amazing. Not to mention when you Finally jerk off again for the first time in 45+ days.........it's like the first time all over again It takes 2 minutes at most and you cum so hard that your pelvic area cramps up and you think you broke your dick somehow.

It's amazing. Do it.

They put gunpowder in gatorade? What?
#26
Quote by macashmack


It wasn't a slight against you, it's just it's adapted from Buddhist meditation, you just don't strike me as the sort.
#27
Lol

My life is far too uneventful not to masturbate.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#28
Quote by macashmack
Did you do the great porn thread?

Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#29
Quote by TooktheAtrain
It wasn't a slight against you, it's just it's adapted from Buddhist meditation, you just don't strike me as the sort.

Oh ok. I'm pretty sensitive to perceived aggression my fault.
Quote by Burgery

That isn't gonna break me.
#30
I've had 4 wanks in 4 days. All at night on Skype.
I am not ashamed.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#33
Because you have porn star avatars pretty often. It's a cumulative risk.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#35
I stopped jerkin it once. It gave me ball cancer so I jizzed on a girls tits. Now she has breast cancer
#36
Quote by whywefight
but i have had this avatar for a pretty long time now that i think about it

Quit lying. We all know you always think about it.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#38
Quote by macashmack
That isn't gonna break me.

Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#39
Queue Hank Hill "Bwahhhhh!!"
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
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