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#1
did nelsean just bounce without telling us the results? whos the king?
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#2
McTodd.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#4
Crazysam
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#5
JayT44
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#6
I dunno, but surely I'm king of something.
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#8
Quote by Andrea55
H4t3br33d3r


My first decree as king will be to ban the letter C from use on the forums.


Ockfae
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#9
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
My first decree as king will be to ban the letter C from use on the forums.


Ockfae

You're no king.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#11
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
My first decree as king will be to ban the letter C from use on the forums.


Ockfae

Well you just broke one of your rules!
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#12
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
My first decree as king will be to ban the letter C from use on the forums.


Ockfae

worst king ever
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#13
Nelsean is, obviously.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#14
Quote by JayT44
You're no king.


Damnit.


I guess I have to execute myself now
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#16
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Damnit.


I guess I have to execute myself now

Yep.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#18
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
My first decree as king will be to ban the letter C from use on the forums.


Ockfae

I think you just justified the existence of the coup d'état.
#19
I blame you people for me being a horrible former king.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#20
I think they came to a decision, and the decision was that Hydra was chosen.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#21
Quote by Andrea55
I vote you.

Then I'll make you my Queen... or my mistress. Whatever suits you better.
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#22
I'm master of my domain.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers

If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#24
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I blame you people for me being a horrible former king.

But you decided to ban a letter and you failed. I blame myself for voting for you. You let me down. ;__;

Quote by DonGlover
Then I'll make you my Queen... or my mistress. Whatever suits you better.

Decisions, decisions.
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#27
if the king actually had power this would be far more interesting

they should give him a colored name at least
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#28
Quote by Burgery
if the king actually had power this would be far more interesting

they should give him a colored name at least

Purple. The colour of royalty.
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#29
Quote by DonGlover
Purple. The colour of royalty.


it isn't just the color of royalty. it's the best color! (:
you're a stone fox
#32
A good king has plenty of experience running a small, local government agency.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#34
Quote by eGraham
A good king has plenty of experience running a small, local government agency.

I have a question for you, and my question is this - what would be your first action as head of state?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#35
Quote by eGraham
A good king has plenty of experience running a small, local government agency.

Ron Swanson would be a great king.

daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#36
Quote by Hydra150
I have a question for you, and my question is this - what would be your first action as head of state?

Easy. I'd demolish the government from the inside. Then there would be no need for a king, and I would retire
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#37
Quote by eGraham
Easy. I'd demolish the government from the inside. Then there would be no need for a king, and I would retire

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#38
Clearly King Horsedick.MPEG

my full title: His Royal Highness, Protector of the White Bitches and having his dick sucked while fucking your ass, His Magesty: King Horsedick.MPEG
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

Quote by jetfuel495
Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

Quote by JayT44
don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

Lastfm
Last edited by Horsedick.MPEG at Apr 27, 2013,
#39
I don't even care about being king of the pit. I participated solely for the fun of pissing off some of the more autistic UGers.
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