#1
Something I've always wondered in regards to higher up, and I guess not so higher up, bands is bathroom situations. You're playing a show, 1 1/2 - 2 hour set, still have an hour, you need to use the restroom or else foreign objects/fluids will spill out your tight leather pants. What do you do if taking a few minutes to shit, wipe and wash is out of the question?

Recently my band's rehearsals and my body's evacuation times have been syncing up so I'm interested in what other peeps do
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Well the drummer uses a bedpan, the singer leaves during the instrumental sections, and the bassist leaves whenever he wants because nobody is paying attention to him anyway. So as long as you're not the guitarist you're set.
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A couple things:

Most professionals...nay, adults...will relieve themselves before any big event such as a headlining gig.

If the urge arises, most people can hold it in for a few hours.

The main thing, though, is adrenaline. When your body is in a high-adrenaline state, such as making a big performance, your brain will shut down all functions that it can that are not immediately necessary in the current situation. Unless you've played thousands of shows and are totally burnt out on the sensation, this should override such urges as urination.

If all else fails, you can leave the stage at the earliest convenient time to have a wee. I know during Dragonforce's 5-minute solos, the singer would sometimes just leave the stage and come back when he needed to.l
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Well the drummer uses a bedpan, the singer leaves during the instrumental sections, and the bassist leaves whenever he wants because nobody is paying attention to him anyway. So as long as you're not the guitarist you're set.

Only if he happens to have instrumentals in the set.
If not you should write a couple for that reason. You tell the band to play them when you have to shit.
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I feel like I'm missing a reference here.


And I really don't want to google that.
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...room or else foreign objects/fluids will spill out your tight leather pants. Wha..


Foreign objects and fluids? How much stuff do you shove up there before you go onstage?
#11
you just don't go. you either go beforehand or hold it and wait. usually when you get into it on stage you don't even realize you have to pee. or you gg allin it and piss on the crowd.
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#12
Sometimes I wonder if Queen did that when they left the stage during the opera-section in Bohemian Rhapsody.
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you need to use the restroom or else foreign objects/fluids will spill out your tight leather pants.

Wtf kind of shows you been going to, man? Tight leather pants? Sounds like a gay porn movie title.
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And I really don't want to google that.



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Wtf kind of shows you been going to, man? Tight leather pants? Sounds like a gay porn movie title.


tight leather pants is what the guys wear

like in iron maiden

judas priest


the heavy metal bands


def leppard

deep purple

black sabbth maybe

motley crue

etc etc


tight leather pants isn't really uncommon in live performances at all, actually. it's pretty common.
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A couple things:

Most professionals...nay, adults...will relieve themselves before any big event such as a headlining gig.

If the urge arises, most people can hold it in for a few hours.

The main thing, though, is adrenaline. When your body is in a high-adrenaline state, such as making a big performance, your brain will shut down all functions that it can that are not immediately necessary in the current situation. Unless you've played thousands of shows and are totally burnt out on the sensation, this should override such urges as urination.

If all else fails, you can leave the stage at the earliest convenient time to have a wee. I know during Dragonforce's 5-minute solos, the singer would sometimes just leave the stage and come back when he needed to.l



That only works for like rock/metal shows. Try playing a string quartet and holding your shit on adrenaline.
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That only works for like rock/metal shows. Try playing a string quartet and holding your shit on adrenaline.

the only kind of people that like that music are old and wear diapers anyway
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I think you misspelled 'literate' and 'educated'
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I think you misspelled 'literate' and 'educated'

So what I'm getting from this is that you only listen to it so you can feel smart?
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So what I'm getting from this is that you only listen to it so you can feel smart?


No he's just upset because he wears Huggies and gets teased for it


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