#1
So I recently moved into a house with some friends/people and all was well and good until I learned how irresponsible they were. They hardly clean up after their pets and even less after themselves. Frankly, it's become frustrating.

What's the best way to deal with something like this? Keeping in mind the fact that reminding them doesn't seem to sink in and only works for about a day.
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#2
Probably best off killing their pets.
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#3
If you stop pretending like you're gay the eccentric landlord will kick you out.
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#7
Get a rag and put it under your bed. Every night before you fall asleep, masturbate into the rag. Repeat for a month until it's yellow and crusty and disgusting. Finally, pick a night and sneak into the room of your messiest roommate and place your fap rag on his face while he's sleeping.
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#8
my solution is just to make more mess so that im the problem and they feel like they have to be the solution
#9
Raise the rent

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#10
I used 8 sprays of "Liquid Ass" in my kitchen, and it didn't even alter the existing scent. My room mates are gross.

(I was putting Liquid Ass in there hoping it would make them clean it).
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#12
Put their mess in their room.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#14
aggressively plaster a bunch of passive-aggressive notes everywhere
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