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#1
can you
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#2
No.
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#3
I get two bars in and my brain farts out, if we're talking about freestyle.

Quote by magnus_maximus
No. some here can rape, however.


oooffff hahaha
#4
Oh shit i can rap
so good not like crap
people wanna here me spit
i aint ever ever ever gon quit

PEACE
#8
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
Rapping is for lower class negroes.


Isn't that a bit redundant? trolololo
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#9
No. Around Christmas time I usually let someone else handle it. My presents always turn out to be messy tangles of tape.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#10
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
Rapping is for lower class negroes.

so is jazz
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#15
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
lol do you know what a good brass instrument costs

Implying negroes don't steal everything they own.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#16
Quote by whywefight
i can rap so **** school
im too cool to go back
give me the mic
show me where the ****in studios at

That was weaker than my grandma's ability to retain bowel movements.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#17
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
lol do you know what a good brass instrument costs

price doesn't matter to ******s

also,
>1930s
>upper class black people
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Last edited by Burgery at Apr 28, 2013,
#19
Can I rap, burg asks, like he doesn't know
Give me a beat and I'm good to go
Bum tish bum, or rat tat tata
Close it out with a Hakuna Matata

Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#20
Quote by eGraham
That was weaker than my grandma's ability to retain bowel movements.

lol thats eminem
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#21
Quote by Burgery
lol thats eminem

that explains it then

he a white boy
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#22
Quote by ryan_nadon
Implying negroes don't steal everything they own.

Good point. Plus Obama's got all these socialist programs going that are taking my hard earned dollars and putting them into music programs for "at risk youths". The only thing they're at risk for is collapsing the economy by overburdening the middle class.

Quote by Burgery
price doesn't matter to ******s

also,
>1930s
>upper class black people

The suits don't lie bro.



Classy as ****
Last edited by JackWhiteIsButts at Apr 28, 2013,
#23
My raps be burning
like SF streets be turning
bitchz be yearning
for the chedda I earning.

Out for the night
mah homies take flight
in the Baltimore blight
for the ho's thats tight.

Yoohoo in mah hand
Uzi in mah waistband
puttin down the bossman
for a ice-cold six grand.
Quote by whywefight
This man speaks truth and has a beastly username.

Quote by Saint78
you are a beautiful person.
#26
Quote by magnus_maximus
No. You can't.

You are just unable to comprehend my lyricism.
That's another euphemism.
#27
Quote by MakinLattes
Yeah, I can rap
Chinagraph in my bap

It's a euphemism

That was bad, you should be ashamed
For embarrassing everyone in the rap game
Stick to math cuz you can't rap for shit
Hakuna Matata is the phrase I spit
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#28
rap
tap
sap
crap
map
lap
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#29
Quote by MakinLattes
You are just unable to comprehend my lyricism.
That's another euphemism.


you rhyme with no reason
fleecin' by selling that as rap, that's treason
-ous
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Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

Like melodic, black, death, symphonic, and/or avant-garde metal? Want to collaborate? Message me!
#30
There was a time, between the ages of 13-16, were I was a serious rapper with my friends. We would all put on rap instrumentals and make our own beats, and freestyle for hours and hours, and I have to say we got pretty good. I was always one of the worst (I would always rap about being a gangster and shit so it sounded corny and fake, but the actual rhymes were tight) but my friends got really good. Here check this out -
https://soundcloud.com/mandaughter/whats-soul-prod-mandaughter
My friend made that beat and some of the other of us spit over it.
#31
Quote by ErikLensherr
That was bad, you should be ashamed
For embarrassing everyone in the rap game
Stick to math cuz you can't rap for shit
Hakuna Matata is the phrase I spit

If I knew anything about you I'd make an awkwardly paced, mocking response too.
#32
I'm beginning to draw parallels between what you white folk think you're doing rapping here with the bastardization of the blues into blues rock by affluent white folk.

How embarrassing.
#33
Quote by macashmack
There was a time, between the ages of 13-16, were I was a serious rapper with my friends. We would all put on rap instrumentals and make our own beats, and freestyle for hours and hours, and I have to say we got pretty good. I was always one of the worst (I would always rap about being a gangster and shit so it sounded corny and fake, but the actual rhymes were tight) but my friends got really good. Here check this out -
https://soundcloud.com/mandaughter/whats-soul-prod-mandaughter
My friend made that beat and some of the other of us spit over it.

i started reading this in a rapping manner which slowly deteriorated into a disappointed and uninterested mutter as i read on, until i finally stopped halfway through the second sentence
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#35
Quote by Burgery
i started reading this in a rapping manner which slowly deteriorated into a disappointed and uninterested mutter as i read on, until i finally stopped halfway through the second sentence

So im guessing you didn't listen to their song?
#36
Quote by macashmack
There was a time, between the ages of 13-16, were I was a serious rapper with my friends. We would all put on rap instrumentals and make our own beats, and freestyle for hours and hours, and I have to say we got pretty good. I was always one of the worst (I would always rap about being a gangster and shit so it sounded corny and fake, but the actual rhymes were tight) but my friends got really good. Here check this out -
https://soundcloud.com/mandaughter/whats-soul-prod-mandaughter
My friend made that beat and some of the other of us spit over it.

lyrics are terrible and the production is terrible

oh wait i had another song playing at the same time so it sounded a lot worse

its ok
Last edited by Weaponized at Apr 29, 2013,
#39
Quote by Weaponized
lyrics are terrible and the production is terrible

I disagree, the lyrics are pretty nice, but yea the production isn't that great but you aren't gonna do much better with cheap equipment in some kids room :P
#40
Quote by macashmack
So im guessing you didn't listen to their song?

why did you do it man

why did you put that comma there where it didnt belong only to disappoint the reader so

so

so disappoint

im going to bed
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
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