#1
Irish man say "What did the one potato say to the other potato?"

Latvia man think hard.

Latvia man say "Is trick question."

"Is never two potato."

Discuss.
#3
Did you know that potatoes are indigenous to the Andes mountains of Peru?

**** you Europe.

The old world is dead.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#4
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#5
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

What movie did Latvian girl see?
No time for cinema. Is being rape by soldier.
#9
Three men are in ship. One Latvian, one Russian, one Lithuanian. Lithuanian take out one bottle wodka. Russian kill Lithuanian, then drink wodka. Then Latvian wait until Russian drink self to sleep, then kill. Is end.
#11
Quote by captainsnazz
This thread has actually made me interested in visiting Latvia.

If you'd ever met any Latvian women you'd already be interested in visiting the place
Actually called Mark!

Quote by TNfootballfan62
People with a duck for their avatar always give good advice.

...it's a seagull

Quote by Dave_Mc
i wanna see a clip of a recto buying some groceries.


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#12
Quote by steven seagull
If you'd ever met any Latvian women you'd already be interested in visiting the place

are they made of plywood?
#14
think of all the free electricity you could harness from the power of the potato women.

we all know about potato clocks, but how much power would you get off a full potato woman?

i'm thinking at least twice as much.

that's twice as many clocks.

at least.
#16
Quote by Wikipedia
According to speedtest.net Latvia has one of the fastest Internet download and upload speeds in the world with an average download speed of 28.71 Mbit/s and upload speed of 18.84 Mbit/s.


I am be move to Latvia.
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#19
Quote by Butt Rayge
I am be move to Latvia.

I'm really don't get this, mainly because Latvia's really nice....Albania on the other hand
Actually called Mark!

Quote by TNfootballfan62
People with a duck for their avatar always give good advice.

...it's a seagull

Quote by Dave_Mc
i wanna see a clip of a recto buying some groceries.


stuffmycatswatchontv.tumblr.com
#20
Quote by NothingRocks
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

What movie did Latvian girl see?
No time for cinema. Is being rape by soldier.

That's silly, three Latvians wouldn't speak in English to each other... they'd just speak Latvian!
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#25
This the best thread ever

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#27
Estonia > Latvia
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#29
Quote by CoreysMonster
I've looked up pictures of Latvia for the first time. It looks like a nicer, less dangerous Russia.

Only when they aren't at risk of being occupied by Russia, which happens like, every other decade. They're about due for another invasion.

Latvian comedy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbUSjexRJm4
Last edited by Butt Rayge at Apr 29, 2013,
#30
Russian Creepypasta was better.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#32
Big band come to Latvia. Band plays for president of Potato Co. Recieve silent welcome, wonder why. Turn on main stage lights, logs everywhere. And president. President sit on bear matress with surprise martini. Big band be had in forest of vodka.
#33
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.


Janis: I hope my son does not die during night.
Guntis: What is "hope"?
Last edited by Butt Rayge at Apr 29, 2013,
#36
Quote by captainsnazz
How Latvian man is buy internet for UG if not even afford potato?


Take potato from neighbor, buy for 1 internets
#37
Quote by Butt Rayge
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.


Janis: I hope my son does not die during night.
Guntis: What is "hope"?

Latvian knock knock joke:
Latvian does not knock at door.
Is no door.
#39
I think Latvia has one of the highest suicide rates in Europe.

Also,

Knock knock
Who's there?
I is Latvian man. Your job is mine.