Poll: Does your name suit you? Do you like it?
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View poll results: Does your name suit you? Do you like it?
Yes, very much
67 42%
Kinda...
54 34%
No, not really
21 13%
Not at all!!! I look nothing like it!!!
5 3%
Wtf were my parents thinking? Seriously, Gaylord is not a cool name!
12 8%
Voters: 159.
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#1
My parents named me Daniel. I don't look like a Daniel. Maybe a Mark or Zack would fit me better.

How about you?

ex:



His name is Josh, but he could totally pass of as a Mark imho.
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#2
I apparently look like a Sam or a Jack.
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everything that you've come to expect


#4
I guess. I've never been told otherwise.
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#6
I don't know too many people named Lucas to judge by so sure why not.
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#7
I look fugly so I guess I should be called Toilet or Basement Turd or smth.
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#8
I wonder if anyone on UG really is named Gaylord? Fun fact: Gaylord is a 90% bad name.
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#10


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#11
I don't know if I look like a Joshua. I've been told I look like a Joseph more than I can remember, but Joshua is pretty great.

The Joseph Garcias doesn't really work anyways so I like it.
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#12
Cameron is an okay name. I'm alright with it. It could be better but I wouldn't know what that would be.
Everyone in my family has a four letter name except for me. I'm kind of like the black sheep.
#15
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Apparently I look like a "faggot". I don't really see the resemblance.

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#16
My name is Brian and I've never really been told I look like anything else. Except a bitch.
#17
Quote by Trowzaa
I apparently look like a Sam or a Jack.

There were identical twins at my school called Sam and Jack. True story.


Anyway, my middle name is Wallace deal with it, world.
#18
I love how my name (Lucke) seems to confuse the shit out of everyone when they see it IRL.
#19
My name is Bryce. People ask me if 'Bryce' is a woman's name. Well I'll counter that by saying - have you ever met another man named Bryce?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
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#20
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I love how my name (Lucke) seems to confuse the shit out of everyone when they see it IRL.

I would imagine it's said the same way as "luke", right? As in, lewkh.
#21
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I would imagine it's said the same way as "luke", right? As in, lewkh.


Yeah thats right. Some people have enough common sense to know that.

Others get totally baffled by it and come out with all kinda of crazy funny shit.

From Luca, Lucy, Lucky, Look, Luke-E

All I can do is shake my head in shame.
#22
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My name is Bryce. People ask me if 'Bryce' is a woman's name. Well I'll counter that by saying - have you ever met another man named Bryce?

It's that time again, and that time is - obscure reference o'clock.

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#24
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I have been informed on numerous occasions that I look like a Richard.


hah, funny.
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#27
no one's ever said i don't look like a Jesse, but on another note i hate how people always spell my name with an ie at the end. i have never seen it spelled that way for a guy.

sometimes i think 90% of people are trying to play a joke on me or something.
#29
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who doesn't relate their name to their own self-image? that would have to be so sad


i'm blind and have never seen myself or anyone else.
you ****ing jerk.
#31
ive been told i look like a bubba
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#32
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Yeah sure what else would my name be anyway


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#33
yeah i look like ean

i've never met another one though so...

fun fact: my brother's name is evan
i don't know why i feel so dry
#34
Quote by Hydra150
My name is Bryce. People ask me if 'Bryce' is a woman's name. Well I'll counter that by saying - have you ever met another man named Bryce?

Um...what? I've met several male Bryces or Brices. I've NEVER met a female Bryce or Brice.

OT:
I am Sam. That is all.
#35
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Um...what? I've met several male Bryces or Brices. I've NEVER met a female Bryce or Brice.

OT:
I am Sam. That is all.


never MET. but i'm sure you know of one if you know what i'm saying
i don't know why i feel so dry
#38
I think my name fits me pretty well, but other people would definitely say it doesn't. Jacobs are usually like skinny blonde dudes I think.

I don't really know what name would fit me better though.
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#39
Jacob is a fat kid
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#40
Quote by Rawshik
I think my name fits me pretty well, but other people would definitely say it doesn't. Jacobs are usually like skinny blonde dudes I think.

I don't get this kind of thinking. Why do people say "[Insert name]'s are usually [insert body type]"? Who is to really say what most people with a particular name are like? That's ridiculous.
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