#1
so im filling out this paper and i get to this question.

How do you get a pool table to the 8th floor of a building?

Im thinking of a staircase of legos


What would be your method pit?
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#4
I'd probably just hurdle it through the window until I get it.
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#5
Large elevator?
Ropes and pully's?
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#6
Well the real answer is you lift it up to the window which you'll probably have to take out momentarily. Though I suspect any paper asking you to answer that is looking for a more nifty answer.
#7
crash a plane into the building.

8th floor is now on the ground.

move pool table onto rubble.

pool table is now on the 8th floor.
#8
bring it in via airplane

^EDIT: God dammit...

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#9
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bring it in via airplane

^EDIT: God dammit...

EDIT EDIT: Portal Gun.

lol @ kung-pow sig.
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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
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#11
Carry it.


Jeez that was a tough one.
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#13
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Make sure to lift with your arms and lower back.

and also make sure to hold your breath the entire time you're carrying it. when put under stress, the body can create as much oxygen as required.
#14
Are we assuming the building will allow you to have a pool table on the 8th floor?

If so, is the pool table already assembled? If not, you can bring it up in parts quite easily, and assemble once its on the 8th floor.

If it is already assembled, then you don't get to have a pool table.
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#18
Get a another guy or 2, and carry it into the elevator, and then carry it into the room that it is going to be in.

The correct answer is the correct answer.
#19
Why are you idiots assuming it's preassembled.
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#20
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Why are you idiots assuming it's preassembled.

My answer still applies. Therefore I am right. My answer is the (boring but) correct answer.
#21
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My answer still applies. Therefore I am right. My answer is the (boring but) correct answer.

You can't fit a pool table into a standard elevator.
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#22
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You can't fit a pool table into a standard elevator.

They also said I couldn't fit my dick into her but I found a way. I found a way.
Last edited by macashmack at Apr 29, 2013,
#23
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They also said I could fit my dick into her but I found a way. I found a way.

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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#24
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Why are you idiots assuming it's preassembled.


If it isn't assembled then it isn't a pool table; it's just a pile of pool table pieces
#25
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If it isn't assembled then it isn't a pool table; it's just a pile of pool table pieces


this
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#26
actually buildings like that have service elevators (i think thats what theyre called). basically theyre huge elevators that go to the basement purposely made for getting big items upstairs. i used to drive a delivery truck and took those elevators all the time. so if you really wanna get technical, thats exactly how youd do it.

edit: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Service+elevator service elevator or freight elevator.

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