#1
What are some good things to do to have a romantic night for prom, which is this weekend. I only have about $90 after all the clothing, tickets, and other random shit is paid for though
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Jesus died for their sins. It would be a waste if they just didn't sin it up. If you ask me, it's almost unchristian if you DON'T eat the kiddies.
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Hahaha you short fuck
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LOL manlet
#4
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rim her

Quote by robertsanidiot
Jesus died for their sins. It would be a waste if they just didn't sin it up. If you ask me, it's almost unchristian if you DON'T eat the kiddies.
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Hahaha you short fuck
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LOL manlet
#6
Definitely get experienced with anal. You might as well shove a few twigs up there just to get some practice.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
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Definitely get experienced with anal. You might as well shove a few twigs up there just to get some practice.

yo dawg i herd u like putting bundles of sticks in your butt cos ur a bundle of sticks.
#8
Back seat of the car is free.
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Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


#9
lol, I went to prom with a girl I wanted to just be friends with, but she wanted to be more than that.

Now she lives in Israel and is so ultra orthadox Jewish that she won't touch a man until she's married.



I'm totes the best person to ask about advice on women.
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