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#1
As the title suggests im in need of help naming my shop that im in the early stages of starting. Ive gotten most the small things done all thats left is to think of a name. Its a guitar shop also that would kinda help to know, My sister mentiones calling it brutal legened (after the game) so as a joke i said brutal lessons to which she flipped her shit, but that doesnt say its also a guitar shop. Its not like naming a dog cause once i commit to it theres no changing it so i want to make sure its great. Any input is appreciated if your going to be a total dick i appreciate your humour.
Thanks (i realise the pit may not be the best place to ask but as i said i need something better than brutal lessons and guitar shop)
#3
Ultimate-Guitarshop
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#4
Up to eleven.
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#6
Apercu Nts'
It's over simplified, So what!

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#7
The Salty Spitoon
The Chord-Hole
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#10
Call it A Guitar Shop.

Straight and to the point, and if any customer is unsatisfied, you can always tell them that it's A Guitar Shop, not The Guitar Shop.
#13
Definitely have the word GUITAR in there so there's no confusion and it attracts all guitarists. Don't call it brutal legend because that would only appeal to some metalhead gamers.
Try Guitar Princess or Mo' Guitars or We Guitars Yes.

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#14
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really, If you don't do this you may as well never show your face here again
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#17
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Shouod also mention i live in australia. Or nit mention it

wuit makign us look bad wiht your siht gramrar
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#19
In seriousness, call it The Pit. Or rather, The Guitar Pit. It's edgy and doesn't suck, plus it gives us some credit.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
#24
No you can't play the only Gibson we have in stock!

(replace it with Fender if necessary)
#26
Why not choose a terrible play on words that tenuously links the key product with terms relating to both roles of the shop?

How about Guitarget?
Like GuitarGET because I'm going there to GET a guitar.
Or GuiTARGET because my TARGET is to reach Grade 4 after a year of lessons.


I mean, everything in the word Guitarget is relevant.

I was going to suggest GuitarGET Practice because you would go to GET PRACTICE, but then I thought it might not represent the product sales aspect of your business.
Or Guitarget Shop, but people wouldn't really be getting a shop in their visit, unless they really enjoyed the quality of humour in your shop name so much that they offered you the required number of monies to acquire ownership of the place. Then they'd be getting a shop.

Have I made it clear? I'm not sure. Maybe it's just too shit.
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#27
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Stairway to Poon


The Stringed Fanny Magnet
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#29
The Funk Bunker
The Fuck Bunker
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#31
Guitar Pro Shop

Gotta show those lousy bassists who's boss.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
#35
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'Ultimate-Guitar' is a way shorter name for that.
When I was eleven I broke the patio window and my mother sued me... She's always been a very aggressive litigator.
#36
In all seriousness, The Pit sounds really good to my ears. The Guitar Pit is okay too, but a little more tame/lame, but then they would at least know it's a guitar shop. Maybe they still would with the right advertising. Or you could have like an "under-headline" thing like this:


THE PIT

- Guitars and Accessories -
You'll Never Walk Alone!
#37
Call it Guitar Solo and invest in a giant tv screen that constantly plays that gif of SeeneyJ playing the guitar solo.
#38
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Fingering A Minor.

Do it and make sure all your teachers have mustaches!
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#39
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Fingering A Minor.


such a good idea
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
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