#2
I'm not sure what's sadder...

That he lost his life savings in a carnival game or that his life savings is $2600.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#3
life savings = 2600$ ?

small wonder he's the kind of person to waste it all on stuff like this.

Cool banana though

inb4 that shit is bananas
#6
I declare shenanigans! I'll get my broom.

No this guy is just an idiot.
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#7
I blame the banana. Look at that thing, you can see in its face that it's the real mastermind here.
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#10
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I blame the banana. Look at that thing, you can see in its face that it's the real mastermind here.
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#12
As much as he probably shops at Walmart, he ought to know that he can get an Xbox and Kinect for maybe $300 or so.


No need to blow through $2600 to try to win one...
#13
Of course the game is rigged, they put springs under the bucket so the balls bounce out. The trick is to throw the ball in sideways so it rolls to the bottom and doesn't bounce too far.

But yeah, this guy is a colossal idiot.
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#14
Sounds like a white trash version of Seinfeld.
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#15
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I'm not sure what's sadder...

That he lost his life savings in a carnival game or that his life savings is $2600.


+1 banana

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As much as he probably shops at Walmart, he ought to know that he can get an Xbox and Kinect for maybe $300 or so.


No need to blow through $2600 to try to win one...


+2 banana 3 banana 4! 4 bananas make a bunch and so do many more!


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It's over simplified, So what!

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#16
How can you file a complaint when the guy gives you back $300 that you lost being an idiot? And who the hell goes double or nothing at carnival games?
#17
that video is just horrible
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#18
American news reporters are terrible.
Reminds me of when I was an 8 year old doing radio stations with my sister.
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#19
I hope his fat, unattractive baby mama smacked him real hard for this. She was gonna use that money for pork rinds and oxycotin.
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#20
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American news reporters are terrible.
Reminds me of when I was an 8 year old doing radio stations with my sister.
Just gaaaaay.
Using gay as an insult? You sure you're not eight now?
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#23
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Using gay as an insult? You sure you're not eight now?


Shut it ya poof.
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#24
I once lost my life savings in a card game at school. But I was like 8 years old and it was only like $2-3. The card game was UNO.

That moment changed my life though. I never gambled again.

After that, I started running the games and just taking my cut right off the top.

Now I'm so bloody rich, I own apartment buildings, condominiums, and I only know THREE CHORDS! You fools, watch me now!
#25
My favorite game is definately the shoot out the star game.





I've only ever won twice on the shoot out the star game, where you have to shoot out the star (completely) so no red is left with the b.b. machine gun.

I've also beaten the pool game once and the throw the quarter on the plate game once. The secret to getting the quarter on the plate is to use spit to get it to stick better.
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#26
LOL the way he carries that banana around everywhere. Spending $2600 trying to win an xbox kinect is absurd. It's like a Simpsons episode lol