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Me, Madcap, Justin, also some other people, we're all Texans. We're not redneck gun-toting idiots (except maybe Justin) and we're not Bible-thumpin nutjobs. Texas and people from Texas get such a bad rap on the internet, so let this thread stand as an oasis monument for the good that Texas has produced.

Also, Pantera.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7EQlfprV9E
#3
Quote by Thrashtastic15
pantera? yeah you are off to a real good start there pal

Said the Canadian. You made up for Brian Adams with Devin Townsend, but we still haven't forgotten your atrocities to music.
#4
I was born and raised a little in Texas.


Then a little in Maryland.


Then a little in New Mexico.


They're all pretty sick.
#5


Anybody with me?
Fender American Standard Telecaster
Vox Night Train 15W
An ever-morphing BOSS and MXR loaded pedalboard

"I eats more chicken any man ever seen!"
-Howlin' Wolf
#6
Nope, you're on your own.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
Quote by Bluesblitz


Anybody with me?

I'm not even removing the picture.

My goddamn nigga.

.
--

How do you say "I'm okay" to an answering machine?

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#8
Quote by stratman_13
I'm not even removing the picture.

My goddamn nigga.

.


Stevie squad out, putos.
Fender American Standard Telecaster
Vox Night Train 15W
An ever-morphing BOSS and MXR loaded pedalboard

"I eats more chicken any man ever seen!"
-Howlin' Wolf
#9
Quote by CoreysMonster
Me, Madcap, Justin, also some other people, we're all Texans.

*cough cough* I think you forgot someone else *cough cough*

Anyways, is this the "How awesome is Texas" thread? Because I totally approve of this thread.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at May 1, 2013,
#11
You're so Texas you shit the bull.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#13
Quote by CoreysMonster
Said the Canadian. You made up for Brian Adams with Devin Townsend, but we still haven't forgotten your atrocities to music.

said the German who gave us the Nazis.
#14
Quote by desperatechris
said the German who gave us the Nazis.


holy shit i laughed
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#16
Don't Texans do the pledge to the Texan flag in addition to the Pledge of Allegiance?
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


MUSIC THEORY LINK
#17
Quote by rockingamer2
Don't Texans do the pledge to the Texan flag in addition to the Pledge of Allegiance?


Yes.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
#18
I thought you were German.


Quote by CoreysMonster
Said the Canadian. You made up for Brian Adams with Devin Townsend, but we still haven't forgotten your atrocities to music.


The best thing to come out of Canada is:





He nearly makes uo for everything bad.
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#19
^ Well, that and Crown Royal. Though I'm not sure how many agree with me on that.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#21
Quote by Joshua Garcia
^ Well, that and Crown Royal. Though I'm not sure how many agree with me on that.

Well, in regards to music, I like Our Lady Peace.


Again, I'm not sure how many people agreer with me on that.
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#24
Quote by Krieger91
Well, in regards to music, I like Our Lady Peace.


Again, I'm not sure how many people agreer with me on that.


eye ee eye ee eye ee yeaaaaah supermannnnn's dead
i don't know why i feel so dry
#25
What's goin on in this thread?

Gear
Highway One Tele (w/Custom Shop 51 Nocaster pickups)
Standard Tele (modded to Nashville specs)
Reverend Roundhouse

Orange Rockerverb 50 MKI
Vox AC4c1
Jet City JCA20H

And pedals!



"Shiva opens her arms now..
...to make sure I don't get too far"
#26
SRV, Pantera, and Scratch Acid are all from Texas, so Texas is fine by me.

Canada gave us Neil Young/Crazy Horse, Luke Doucet, Rush and Billy Talent. I'll forgive Canada for bieber and all the other hacks just for those four.
#28
Everyone in the world could get an acre of land and a nice 2 story house and live in Texas, so it's cool.
#29
I saw on 60 mins or somewhere that they now lead the country in not sending people to jail unless they're dangers to society, that really surprised me
#30
Quote by Eastwinn
eye ee eye ee eye ee yeaaaaah supermannnnn's dead

Yay yay, yeeeeeeeah, or is it in my head?
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#32
With all the famous Texas musicians/groups to choose from, you went with Pantera?
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#33
Weird. I've been seeing a lot of "Visit Texas" commercials. Is there some upheaval going on?
We're all alright!
#34
What about Victory2134
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#35
Quote by Krieger91
The best thing to come out of Canada is:





He nearly makes uo for everything bad.
Indeed.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#36
Quote by guitarxo
hi I was born in El Paso

EL PASO BABY 5!!


Quote by Arby911
With all the famous Texas musicians/groups to choose from, you went with Pantera?

Yes. Name a band that is better and not SRV

Quote by ChucklesMginty
Corey I have nothing to add other than that I'm seeing Meshuggah and Devin on Friday.


I'm seeing Periphery and TesseracT on Sunday, which is both Devin's and my birthday.

Clearly you win.
Last edited by CoreysMonster at May 1, 2013,
#37
I'm also a Texan. It seems the general consensus is that we're all hardcore right-wing republican cowboys, which is understandable considering that a lot of Texans are exactly that.
#39
Quote by rockingamer2
Don't Texans do the pledge to the Texan flag in addition to the Pledge of Allegiance?

We used to do that to the Oklahoma flag.

I have family in Texas. They're pretty cool and Texas has way better liquor laws than Oklahoma so my mom and step dad always stock up when we're there.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#40
I wouldn't mind if Texas seceded from the Union. We'll leave the border open for a few years so cool people like Madcap could come to the promise land.

Willie Nelson is one of the few country artists I like and he's from Austin. ZZ Top is from Texas. And as Design the Skyline's lone fan, I must say they are from Texas too

They have yet to make up for their atrocious textbook fiasco though.
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
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