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#2
the dreaded apparatus?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#3
Oddly enough I just got back from having an enema

Well, I say enema, it was really a rimjob.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#5
A an enema?
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#12
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#15
Quote by metaldud536
That's a dude.

called Dr Brockman
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#16
Quote by whywefight
I like Wolfinator


checkmate
*sets fists on hips standing proudly, letting out a hearty laugh*

Hahaha.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#19
What this place needs is new members that aren't complete toolboxes. Seriously, like 3 or 4 of you seem like decent, real people. The rest of you are just wasted bits of your dad's sperm that should've been gobbled up by your mothers.

Ok now, GIVE ME YOUR HATE!
#21
Reported.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#22
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
Ok now, GIVE ME YOUR HATE!

I don't hate people. I just think of how much better, and probably smarter, I am than you.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#23
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
What this place needs is new members that aren't complete toolboxes. Seriously, like 3 or 4 of you seem like decent, real people. The rest of you are just wasted bits of your dad's sperm that should've been gobbled up by your mothers.

Ok now, GIVE ME YOUR HATE!

i want names
#24
Quote by anvil is god
Go away if you don't like it. That simple.


Hey bro...you're one of the few I like here. So STFU!
#25
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I don't hate people. I just think of how much better, and probably smarter, I am than you.



And you....You are by far my favorite poster here on these message boards. So you too can STFU!
#27
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
And you....You are by far my favorite poster here on these message boards. So you too can STFU!

Oh... Well... that changes everything.
Flattery will get you everywhere.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#29
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
What this place needs is new members that aren't complete toolboxes. Seriously, like 3 or 4 of you seem like decent, real people. The rest of you are just wasted bits of your dad's sperm that should've been gobbled up by your mothers.

Ok now, GIVE ME YOUR HATE!

It sounds to me like you are annoying and should leave

or you have to give more specific complaints and criticisms of users so this can turn into a proper gossipy bitchfest
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#30
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Oh... Well... that changes everything.
Flattery will get you everywhere.


Yay! I made a new e-Friend!
#31
Troll harder
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#32
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
Yay! I made a new e-Friend!

No. I'm not some cheap e-wh**e.

Apologize for this thread, delete it, and don't make another one like it then I will be your e-friend.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at May 6, 2013,
#33
Quote by whywefight
i want names

Annie, Robert, Julie, Jose, Donna, Richard, Amelia, Billy, Phillip, Jamie, Carrie, Kayla, Debbie, Travis, Marla, Fred, Tamara, Adam, Maggie, Donovan, Derek, Steven, Emily, Abby, Alley, Stephanie, Mildred, Edward, Elise, Jim
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#34
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
What this place needs is new members that aren't complete toolboxes. Seriously, like 3 or 4 of you seem like decent, real people. The rest of you are just wasted bits of your dad's sperm that should've been gobbled up by your mothers.

Ok now, GIVE ME YOUR HATE!

>TS is a tool, for making this thread
>Calls other posters "toolboxes"

#35
Quote by Joshua Garcia
No. I'm not some cheap e-wh**e.

Apologize for this thread and delete it and then I will be your e-friend.


I know you don't mean that.

I've heard from various sources that I am actually the most searched for member on this website.

My presence here makes UG that much better, and for that, you're very welcome.
#36
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
>TS is a tool, for making this thread
>Calls other posters "toolboxes"

I apologize for not entertaining you with the same drivel that the rest of the kids here spoil you with.
#37
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
What this place needs is new members that aren't complete toolboxes.



lol.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#38
What this place needs is for TS to stop posting.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#39
Quote by 5_Years_Dead
I've heard from various sources that I am actually the most searched for member on this website.

UHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

Ps. You : 757 profile views
Me: 7,717 profile views.

Well one of is clearly more searched for...
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#40
Quote by Joshua Garcia
UHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

Ps. You : 757 profile views
Me: 7,717 profile views.

Well one of is clearly more searched for...


Its taken you three years to get there. Wow, you're a popular dood!
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