When I was a schoolboy I'd known an amazing boy. His name was John Monkey, he adored bananas. Once I asked him: "Why are you eating bananas?", "Because they're tasty and they contain much protein. I really wanna be fat. In fact, I wanna be the fattest boy in the school!" - he answered.
Next year he became very fat and really dangerous for teachers - he beat them every day and he even beat the Fat Director. And then teachers decided to deprive him of bananas - his source of incredible power. But he got to know about it and ate the Fat Director. Since then no one tried to defeat John Monkey. No one...
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protein don't make you fat dummy

I don't think they have much protein , more sugar/carbs

all of my yes
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do