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#1
What do you do with them?

I would ban people who didn't laugh at my jokes.

I would also start a public poll called 'Heads or Tails', then get everyone to vote for one of the options, and then flip a coin. Anyone who picked the losing option (or the joke option) would get banned.

I would also change people with self fellating sigs to stuff about them being gay and european.

Et tu, Pit?

edit: I would also ban anyone who didn't love america enough
#2
i always thought you were british or something
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#3
Ban Crazysam and admire how exponentially better the forum would become.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#4
i would ban you for this thread
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#6
I already am a mod.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Duke Ellington


I'm sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I personally think Europe is the stupidest country.
#7
I'd ban all the mods and keep the powers past the 24hr time limit. Then I'd do nothing and watch as the pit is overrun by teh gais who ruin the quality even further, with the goodie two shoes going insane from all their bitching.

Good times
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#9
Tiger Pit

But them I would feel bad and unban everyone. Then I would mod responsibly
#10
If I wasnt a mod, id post threads about stuff that matters and i'd report users who broke the rules because im a model citizen and criminal scum needs to be put down to the ground.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#14
i would ban everyone who calls me a pedo

but only for a day
i don't know why i feel so dry
#15
Try to ban admins and smods. Any mod who opposes me shall be banned as well. Spend the rest of my days mocking cc's and gathering pitmonkeys for the rise of the forum of the apes.
#16
i wouldnt even bother to log in that day
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#17
Unban everyone.
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#18
omg ur all power hungry assholes!
daytripper75

Bullieve


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Second you dance.
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#20
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Ban Crazysam and admire how exponentially better the forum would become.

I'd ban this guy for being such a cunt all the time

I'd probably just do normal mod stuff to see what it's like
#22
I would ban zappp and clear everybody's ban records.

Then I would seduce Carmel and fill her with my seed and we would have beautiful children with olive skin and dark hair and eyes.
#24
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I would also start a public poll called 'Heads or Tails', then get everyone to vote for one of the options, and then flip a coin. Anyone who picked the losing option (or the joke option) would get banned.
I would do this if I was a mod. But I'm not. So I won't.
#27
I would unban shinysides

Last time I was in the FOTB he was still begging to be let out.


What did you guys say to that btw? I was unbanned before anyone replied to him
#29
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I would unban shinysides

Last time I was in the FOTB he was still begging to be let out.


What did you guys say to that btw? I was unbanned before anyone replied to him

I would ****ing murder you for unbanning him. He was by far the worst user ever.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#30
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I would do this if I was a mod. But I'm not. So I won't.


Please do this Jay.
#32
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yes!


Keep in mind that while this would include beloved users like DieGarbageMan, coryklok, and skaterskagg, it would also include Fassa and trebor.

So by unbanning everyone plus the adbots we'd have some kind of zombie apocalypse up in here.
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#33
This:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s7bW19Nnu4

But really, I don't think it would be much different for me. I'd be responsible with it.

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i guess you could say we'd all

fear your lightning

Heh. Hehe. Heh.
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There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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#34
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i would ban everyone who calls me a pedo

but only for a day

<.<
>.>
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i always thought you were british or something

i'm as american as the colours red, white and blue.
#36
I would remove all the numbers from everyone's usernames

Blake1221 would be Blake

SkylerJames13 would be SkylerJames

Jetfuel495 would be Jetfuel

etc etc

Also give everyone ostrich avatars
ggg1 ggg3

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#37
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I would change everyone's username to some variation of "Joshua Garcia"

Brilliant! Just add Garcia to the last of them all.
captaingarcia, FearMyGarcia, jetgarcia495 etc.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#38
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I would remove all the numbers from everyone's usernames

Blake1221 would be Blake

SkylerJames13 would be SkylerJames

Jetfuel495 would be Jetfuel

I didn't think I would actually do anything, then you actually suggested a fantastic idea.
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#39
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I didn't think I would actually do anything, then you actually suggested a fantastic idea.
Thank you, thank you


Mods, I am ready for my mod powers now >.>
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#40
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Thank you, thank you


Mods, I am ready for my mod powers now >.>

I think you have to be born a mod or something. Then, you spend eternity seeking out other mods, engage them in battle, and cut off their heads to gain their powers.

There can be only one, Toyota Highlander!
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