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#1
http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2013/04/30/presidential-proclamation-loyalty-day-2013

In order to recognize the American spirit of loyalty and the sacrifices that so many have made for our Nation, the Congress, by Public Law 85-529 as amended, has designated May 1 of each year as "Loyalty Day." On this day, let us reaffirm our allegiance to the United States of America, our Constitution, and our founding values.


Can someone ask them to pipe down a little about themselves, please?
#2
Maybe they should show their loyalty by refusing pay for that one day.
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#3
Loyalty aint shit. I've been a loyal member of Taco Bell for many years, but I still get diarrhea.
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#4
HAPPY LOYALTY DAY
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Loyalty aint shit. I've been a loyal member of Taco Bell for many years, but I still get diarrhea.

Then I guess loyalty IS shit


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That was beautiful. ;_;
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#8
if he was serious about Loyalty Day he would make it a public holiday
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#9
inb4 some brit says "'murica" thinking he's clever and original and ironic.
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#10
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inb4 some brit says "'murica" thinking he's clever and original and ironic.

Usually when people say that it's with a hint of exasperation and dismay, and little else.
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Loyalty aint shit. I've been a loyal member of Taco Bell for many years, but I still get diarrhea.


Wtf man I'm eating tacos
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#15
We interrupt this thread to make you all sing the national anthem because nationalism.
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#18
Our home and gracious land

edit: native.

getting it mixed up with England's
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#19
Hey, if it means I get another day off in the year, then great! Lots of countries have these sort of days, and I don't think it's that bad if the president wants to give us one...even though we already have labor day, presidents day, and veterans day....
#20
Gawd Murica, you're such an attention whore
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Gawd Murica, you're such an attention whore

lol was this seriously in the news in other countries? Dunno where you live, but I watch the news every morning at 6 am and at night at 1 am when they re-run the 11pm news. This is the first I've heard of this. Maybe it just hasn't gotten their attention yet in suburban PA.

The only thing they've been talking about is shootings, stupid health tips, redundant info on the Boston Bombers, and the Dutch Coronation (All hail the new king of my vaderland!)
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lol was this seriously in the news in other countries? Dunno where you live, but I watch the news every morning at 6 am and at night at 1 am when they re-run the 11pm news. This is the first I've heard of this. Maybe it just hasn't gotten their attention yet in suburban PA.

The only thing they've been talking about is shootings, stupid health tips, redundant info on the Boston Bombers, and the Dutch Coronation (All hail the new king of my vaderland!)

I don't really watch the news here a lot because it's just "horrible shit that you should worry about, live in fear, everything is shit as well" so dunno

But when i do watch the news at least 40% of it is about America, but that's understandable, Israel loves sucking America's big greasy cock
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#23
i would be honored to give america a beej. i would suck it dry and the thought of spitting would never cross my mind. i love you america.
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i would be honored to give america a beej. i would suck it dry and the thought of spitting would never cross my mind. i love you america.

Well said.
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The only thing they've been talking about is shootings


wow shocking
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#29
AS a notamerican, this scares me.

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I peed a little.
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AS a notamerican, this scares me.

Doesn't everything scare non-americans?
#31
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Is this real life?

Really, they are just renaming Law Day. It's been around since the 20s.
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Doesn't everything scare non-americans?

I said notamerican, not non-american.

People used to pull this kind of stuff in my baby-momma's motherland. We called them communists. A cool , fun bunch. Loyalty Day sounds a tad Orwellian to me.
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#35
So not only is the 1st of May known as 'May Day' and also 'Law Day' in America and 'Lei Day' in the American state of Hawaii, but now it's also 'Loyalty Day' too.....?

That date's getting a little crowded.

I think the Irish have the right idea, according to the Irish Calendar the 1st of May marks the beginning of Summer, at least two weeks ahead of anyone else.

Summer's here folks, screw 'loyalty', surf's up!!
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#36
Honestly, the 4th of July and maybe the 9/11 anniversary are the only "Rah rah Americah!" holidays most Americans give a shit about. Congress has probably made at least one of these a year since the late Klintonne/early Booshe years, and nobody cares unless it gives them a day off.
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#37
I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

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#39
They should say the pledge of allegiance 1000 times in a row.
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#40
People do realize that by saying the pledge of allegiance, you're actually swearing on penalty of death to do exactly what an inanimate flag tells you, right? Oh, and ALSO to the 'republic for which it stands,' too. So not JUST the flag.

If you're taking orders from a talking flag, you probably shouldn't be pledging your allegiance to anything...

Also - this -

designated May 1 of each year as "Loyalty Day." On this day, let us reaffirm our allegiance to the United States of America, our Constitution, and our founding values.

Sounds like something that would be scrawled across a wall in Rapture.
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